EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

Exo in the desert

Tao: Kris hyuuuung. Buy me some water!!!
Kris: Theres no store around here..
Tao: What do you men theres no store around here.. I'm going to die here! not without my guccis!

Luhan: I am Manly. I can..
*falls down and crawls*
....do.....this...Helllllp T.T

Kyungsoo: Water...I need water, Baekhyun. Give me some water.
Baekhyun: I----Didnt---br
Kyungsoo: /death glare/
Baekhyun: I'M SORRY!! I ONLY BOUGHT EYELINERS I THOUGHT---
Kyungsoo: /chokes Baek/
Were going to die here you moron!! But Im going to kill you first!!

Lay: /got lost, walking around in circles/

Chanyeol: They said Cactus have water inside..*bites the cactus* AHHHH PRICKKKKYYY!!
Kai: Pabo. -.-

Xiumin: /crying while munching baozi/
Are we going to die here guys??
*munches another baozi*

Kai: /walking shirtless, got more darker/
Black is the new sexy bishes..

Suho: WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS AGAIN!?

*car honks*
*Exo saw Chen & Sehun riding a car*

Chen: Mine.

Suho: You said DESSERT i thought were going to the mall. And why you're inside a car.

Chen: Me and Sehun went to rent a car, but you guys walked away. Get inside.

Sehun:*rolled eyes*
Am I the only one who thinks normal here??
*sips bubble tea*

/inside the car/

Chen: Wheres KAI? Shi-- whos this--
Kai: Dont. Say. Another. Word.

Luhan: wait. where's KrisHyung and Lay??

Meanwhile..
Kris: /flew back to their dorm watching TV/
umm no. Not going back there. Desert, not my style.

Meanwhile..
Lay:/still walking in circles/ Am I lost?

*saw Vultures coming to him*

WAAAAAHHH BIIIRRRDS
T.T GET AWAY FROM ME!!
HELP MEEEEE!