EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When EXO son/daughter reads...

 hunhan chanbaek xiuhan ffs..

Xiu Jr.: what's XiuHan? Why it has your name and uncle Lu's name here?

Xiumin: *stuffs Baozi on Xiu Jr's mouth*
You shouldn't be reading this. Give me that.

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Chan Jr.: COME HEEEEREEE!!! WE SHOULD ACT LIKE WHAT CHANBAEK DO!!

Baekhyun: How did they know about ChanBaek!? Chanyeo---

Chanyeol: *chasing his son* JUNIOR!!!!! STOP CHASING BAEK JR! HEY!!!

Baek Jr.: *running away from Chan Jr.*
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! DAAAAADDD!!!

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Lu Daughter: Dad, what's---

Luhan: *covers her eyes* You saw nothing..

Se Daughter: *screaming*
OMG!! Lulu~ HUNHAN!! WHY IS DAD & UNCLE LU be doing in this story!?

Lu Daughter: *teary eyed looking at Luhan*
Dad??

Xiu Jr.: You too? Uncle Lu is here too, XIUHAN..

Lu Daughter: DAD!!!?
*confused, tear eyed*

Se Daughter: *screech*

Sehun: *facepalmed* Shiiiiit.

Xiumin: Awkward.

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Kai Jr.: HA! Your dad were gays!

Kyung Daughter.: According to my research, KAISOO exist before.

Kai Jr.: . . . . what?
*runs to his dad punching him*
YOU. HUMILIATED. ME!!

Kai: SON!! DAD CAN EXPLAIN!!!

Kyungsoo: You're grounded, young lady..

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Suho Daughter.: *confuse* But they're both guys!?

Suho: Isn't it passed your bed time, Honey?

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Kris Jr.: Don't care. *reading is not his style*

Kris: I'm proud of you son.

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Lay Jr.: Dad said, they're not a group of gays. But..

Lay: But we can talk about that. :)

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Tao Jr.: *reads the FFs. then looked at Tao, confused*

Tao: DIDNT I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ INAPPROPRIATE STORIES!!

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Chen Daughter: I WANNA CRI---Oh my god. What's this!?
*too innocent to understand, crying*

Chen: I really regret why I let you borrow my laptop.

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