If Exo were ask to wear a girl's dress

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Xiumin: "oh my god. This is so embarrassing." /Looking so cute, exposing his biceps/
(Fangirls: *faints*)

Kris: /cross his arms before you could give him the dress/ Uh-uh.. Not gonna happen, ain't my style. /flew away back to the Galaxy/

Suho: /goes with it, comfortably wears it, and acting sexy, ends up doing it awkwardly/
(Kris: *SMH* That's it, I'm leaving.)

Lay: So..this is a dress? Seems nice. /Not-Bad meme face/

Baekhyun: OMG!! THIS WILL GO BETTER WITH A WIG! :D *so happy* SOMEBODY GIVE ME A FUCKING WIG!!!!! >:@ MAKE UP!!! I NEED SOME MAKE UUUP!!!!  WHO TOOK MY EYELINER!!!! *raging in Korean*

Chen: HAHAHAHAHA~ GAYS~ YOU ALL LOOK SO GAYS. /Exo forcefully make him wears the dress/
(Exo: LOOK WHO'S LOOKING GAY NOW?!) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you all. -_-

Chanyeol: Uhh.. Is there a size XXL? It's too short for me. (ovo)
(Kris: here take mine./flew away again/)

Tao: Wait.. what's that?? *remembering the time when he & Do were wearing a dress-like top during their performance of WOLF* NO!!! NO!! NO!!! *wushu's the dress*KRIS HYUNG~ TAKE MEEEEEE~ T^T

D.O.: *same imagination with Tao* THAT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN
/mercilessly massacres the dress/ (Exo: D.O.!! What are you doing wi--)
*turns his head 360* (Exo: CREEPY!!!!)
*Satansoo smile* DON'T INTERRUPT!
/continue massacres the dress/ HAHA DIE! DIE!! (Exo: Why youre so scary?!)

Kai: /wears the dress unproperly/ Ahh fuck this, I'm still hot.
(Fangirls: FUCK!!! YOUR NIPPLE!!~ *nosebleed*)

Sehun: /poker face/ r u fuckng kidding me? no.
/Saw a Lady/
Hey Miss---miss.. Maybe you wanna wear this----

Luhan: I already wear one Sehunnie~ ^_^ . See it matches my Wig also. See this pink stiletto? Oh god I am so gon---wait why are you still not wearing yours guys??? It feels so comfortable.
(whispers to Sehun) I also wear girl's panties. not boxers. hehe /fucking proud/

Everyone: He's so freaking pretty.
Sehun: /blood slowly coming from the nose/ *lock jawed* He.......said......Pan....ties. *faints*

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