EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When you hug your Brother but they didn't know

Requested by kookiysehunnie

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Suho: *approaches you* Hi, I'm Suho. The boyfriend of the one you've been flirting. *mad face*

Your bror: Oh.. _____'s brother.

Suho: *face expression shifted*
OHHH~ HI! NICE TO MEET YOU BRO! :D It's really nice to meet you omg.
*hugging him*
ARE YOU HUNGRY!? LET'S GO! MY TREAT! OMMO. Have I tell you it's so nice to meet you???

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Baekhyun: *preparing to stab his back with his eyeliner*

You: OPPA! Meet my brother.. (insert guy's name). :D

Baekhyun: *froze* Bro--ther? *smiles* SO? Wanna try some eyeliner on your eyes?

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Sehun: *taps him*

Your bror: What?

Sehun: who're you? and why your hugging my girlfriend?

Your bro: Brother. Older brother of _____.

Sehun: OHHH HYUNG~ YOU ARE SO HANDSOME IN PERSON~ HERE! TAKE MY BUBBLE TEA, I BOUGHT THIS FOR YOU! SO WHEN DID YOU JUST CAME???

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Kai: *whispers* Who's him?

You: my bro :)

Kai: *exhaled hard* I thought you're cheating on me. Come here! Let me kiss you! *kisses you passionately*

Your Bro: *flustered* GET A ROOM!

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Chanyeol: *wide eyes* *staring at you & your bro*

You: *wide eyes looking at Chanyeol*

Your Bro: *wide eyes staring at Chanyeol & you*

Your Bro: Are we having a big eyes contest here?

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Kyungsoo: *silently passes you*

You: HEY OPPA~ DONT BE MAD!! He's my brother---

Kyungsoo: I KNOW. I'm just getting the cupcakes I prepared for him in the car.

You: . . how did he know?

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Kris: Tsss. So, you cheated me on this 5'8 dwarf? I'm more handsome than him. fine. Hope your relationship will be FOREVER!

You: Babe, my brother. Bro, Kris, my boyfriend.

Kris: *flustered* I---I----I'm sorry Bro, I di---dn't I mean. *gulp* It's so nice to meet you bro, your sister didnt tell that youre coming. Please I never meant to say that.
*mindlessly repeatedly shakes brother's hands*

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Lay: Babe...?

Your Bro: Yixing! You're Yixing right?

Lay: Who you?

Your Bro: I'm your girlfriend's bro.

Lay: Hi Girlfriend's Bro
*awkward smile & face + lost expression*

Lay: Why you didnt tell me he's coming..

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Chen: *clear throat*

You: OH HONEY! I would like you to meet...

Chen: Shut up. It's been said..your actions explained enough. You already made my scar, and I accept that you never have loved me--

You: Jongdae, he's my brother. For goodness sake.

Chen: I know, the KDrama I watched earlier got me LLS (Last Line Syndrome)..

Chen: Yoooow~ Wazzup bro. *playing it smooth*

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Luhan: JAGIYA! *going to cry*

Your Bro: OH SHIT! ______, are you a lesbian!?

You: BRO?! NO! I EVEN HAD A BOYFRIEND, HIM!!

Luhan: Brother?

You: "HIM"?? You're not a "HER" !?

Luhan: (≖︿≖✿) hold my purse Jagiya. I'm gonna show your brother who's the manliest guy on the world.

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Tao: *pulled your brother away from you*

*wushus him*

*beat him into pulp*

You: FUCK! ZITAO!!! THATS MY BROTHER FOR GODSAKE!!!!

Tao: *back to his normal & innocent state*

Tao: Hmm? Oh... *helps your brother to stand up*

Tao: Hi Bro, I'm The Innocent Panda of Exo, and your SIster's Boyfriend..

Your Bro: YOU CALL THAT INNOCENT!? YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!

Tao: There's a fly on your back, I just killed it so it wont bite you..

You: Tao, Flies dont bite.

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Xiumin: *awkward laugh* Can anyone tell me what's going on?

You: Oh! Baby, I forgot to tell you this is m----

Your Bro: OH FREAKING SHEEP! THIS CANT BE YOU! OH----M----G! IT'S YOU, IN PERSON! OMMO!
*pokes Xiumin's cheek*
SHIT!! IT'S REALLY IS YOU!
*overflowing feels*
I WANNA CRY! OH MY GOD!!!
(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ *feels*

Xiumin: (◉◞_◟◉)*mouthing* What the fuck?

You: Oh, I forgot to tell you also, he's a Xiumin-fanboy, babe.
*awkward grin* he---he---he

Your Bro: OHMYGOD!!! BRO!! CAN YOU SIGN MY BACK!!! SHIT!! I EVEN COPIED YOUR HAIRSTYLE!! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU GOT *lift Xiumin's shirt*

Xiumin: WHOAA!! *pulled down his shirt, stepping back* Chill bro..

Your Bro: DAEBAAAAK!!!
HIS ABS ARE REALLY WERE HARD AS A ROCK!!!
OMMO!!
MY BRO-IN-LAW IS MY ULTIMATE BIAS!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHH! I WANNA CRY OH MY GOD!!

CAN I TAKE A SELCA WITH YOU?!
OH PLEASE!!!

*Brother took a selca with his ugly crying unexplained face & Awkward gummy smiling Minseok on the side*

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Sorry for the long POV of Xiumin.

Hehe. ♥