EXO-K vs M Playing the OFCOURSE game

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Kris vs Suho

Kris: You know you can't dance right?

Suho: Ofcourse.

Suho: You also know youre drawing sucks right? *cool smile*

Kris: !@#&... Ofcourse.

Kris: You know that its not only your which is short right, also your D--

Suho: SHUT UP!!!

M-1 : K-0

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Chen vs Chanyeol

Chen: Chany chany chany.. You know your stupid, right?

Chany: Hahaha OFCOURSE!!

Chany: Hyung, do you know that when you sing you look like an iguana dying?

Chen: ( • ̀ω•́ ) O--ofcourse.

Chen: You keep on fantasizing naughty thoughts about Jongin more than Baekhyun, right??

Chany: *blush* mmmmO----ofcourse

Baek&Exo: *gasps*

Chany: you're ugly..

Chen:Fuckthishit
*walksout*

Baek: Im gonna talk to you later..

M-1 : K-1

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Luhan vs Baekhyun

Luhan: Im gonna start first..

Baek: Ofcourse---now my turn.

Luhan: Wait... im not done..

Baek: Hahaha you lost. You suppose only to answer ofcourse.

Luhan: Wait.. shit... augh.. Fuck you.

Baekhyun: I'm the Diva.
*flips hair, walks out fably*

M-1 : K-2

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Lay vs Kai

Lay: I'm Yixing. Youre Jongin right?

Kai: . . ofcourse?

Kai: (turn back talks to Exo) I cant fight with this hyung, he'so innocent, I think he doesnt know how to play this..

Suho(at the back): Just go along with it.

Kai: *sigh* Hyung, do you know thay youre not innocent as you were in off cam right?

Lay:*smiles* ofcourse.

Lay: We, your hyungs also know youre the most innocent offcam but fans think youre the most pervy member, right?

Kai(turn to the members): I cant take this, he's only saying good things to me...

Baek: Go on!!

Kai:*sigh* ofcourse hyung..

Kai: Hyung...I dance better than you.

Lay: Of course Jongin.. And Im proud for you for that..

Lay: Now my turn, Jongin, do you know that among all the Exo members, your smile is the most adorable?

Kai: That's it. This hyung is too soft to kill..
*left the game crying*

Lay: Hey.. where are you going? We're not done..

Exo:*jaw drop*
What the hell did we just saw?

M-2 : K-2

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Xiumin vs Kyungsoo

Xiumin: just because your the most feared doesnt mean im letting you beat at this one right?

Kyung: ofcourse..

Kyung: You know that I cook baozi right?

Xiumin: of course. Youre the master chef of Exo.

Xiumin: We know that you and I were known to be short, but face it, You know I'm more hotter than you right?

Kyung: ofcourse

Kyung: But I still got popular to the fans without even showing my abs or exposing my body much right?

Xiumin: Ofcourse!

Xiumin: You know that Jongin said he preffered me over you right?

Kyung: Ofcourse.

Kyung: You know that I'm going to kill after this for asking me that right?

Xiumin: Hehe I---im just kidding kiddo. No need to be---Kyungie.. Calm down..

/Sky's turning black, demons merging the anywhere/

M-2 : K-3

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Tao vs Sehun

Tao: Im more handsome than you.

Sehun: ofcourse

Sehun: I have more fan girls than you.

Tao: ofcourse

Tao: I got more expensive things than you.

Sehun: ofcourse, you got it all from your fans anyway.

Exo: Burn

Sehun: Listen.. You may have more expensive cars and shit, but I have a butt that's more expensive than your poor whole being right?

Tao:*nerves coming out at his head*
OF COURSE!

Tao: My hyung buys me more things than you hyung who use to be know n for being the richest.

Suho: EXCUSE ME??

Sehun: ofcourse. stop interefering here grandpa. its my fight.

Sehun: You know my HunHan OTP is the most popular OTP right?

Tao: Hahaha OFcourse!!

Tao: You know that Luhan's cheating you for Xiumin right?
*shows photo of XiuHan kissing*

Sehun:*glares at Luhan*

Luhan: Babe I can explain..

Sehun: Hey Tao, wanna be my new OTP?

/carries Tao in a bridal style went away/

Tao: Bro

Sehun: Shut up Bro

Exo: Awkward Bro

Luhan: Fuckyall!!

M-3 : K-3

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Its a TIE!!!

-camdorkim

hope you enjoy, have a great day everyone.

Stand up and breath some fresh air outside, you couch potato.

Loveyall.


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