EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO cuddles with you then suddenly gets a Boner

Requested by Anonymous xD

(sorry can't tell hehehe Rated "Byun")

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Kris: *slowly backs out, with an awkward smile*
I need some air.. Hehe

Xiumin: *doesnt care, still cuddles with you, till you'll notice it*

Lay: *cuddles with you*
You: *gasps* please tell me it's your phone, not a---
Lay: *looks at his crotch* *boner detected*
Yeahy it's awake, _____. 

Chen: *noticed he got a boner*
Eyy _____. What part in our body that doesnt have bones but can----
You: CHEN!! THAT'S A BONER YOU HAVE THERE!
Chen: TING! You're right. *refer media above*

Luhan: *became silent hoping for you not to notice, sweating like crazy*

Tao: *as soon as he felt he's getting a boner, he unconsciously strongly push you to the floor*
You: WTF?!
Tao: I---IT--ITS NOT YOU! ITS ME! Come here, I'm sorry Jagiya.

Suho: *acts awkwardly* Ja--jagiya, can you excuse me? I'll be using the comfort room for a while.
/running to the comfort room while holding his crotch/

Baekhyun: ____, you like surprises right?
You: What about that?
Baekhyun: *takes off the pillow he covers on his Boner*TADA!!!
You: WTF BYUN BAKEHYUN!

Chanyeol: *cuddling with you* *accidentally nudge your boob* Oops.. *blushes* So--Sorry I didn't mean to---
You: Ah...Channy..?
Chanyeol: O_O
You: *points at his crotch*
Chanyeol: *looks at it* He's apologizing too. *grins*

Kyungsoo: *cuddling then he got boner-ed* AHHH DINNER!! DINNER!! I HAVE TO COOK FOR DINNER.. I'LL BE BACK JAGIYA..
You: What? But it's still morning?

Kai: *got boner all the time, still cuddles with you*
You: *poker-faced the whole time*

Sehun: *cuddling with you*
You: Sehunnie, wait a minute, I must take this remote from my back.
Sehun: *moans*
You: Shit. -_- . Sehun, don't tell me.
Sehun: *rape face* Wanna play with it?

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*Scratching my head*

I Promise, I'm still innocent.