EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO holding their first baby

Requested by trippyskies-

Sehun: Lol. I finally am a father..*turns the baby upside down*
where's the switch? Is this voice activated?

Suho: *holding his tears* must not cry. must not cry. Hi there Suho Jr. MUST. NOT. CRY!

Luhan: *stares at the baby* Hello Kitty themed things are waiting for you in your room Luhan Jr. 

Kai: Oh my god. He's so small...Ohmygod. Ohmygod. Kyeoptaa... Jongin Jr. You'll grow up like your dad, I assure that! *very amused*

Lay: This..this isn't my baby, my baby is still in my wife's tummy.
*lost & confused smile*

Kyungsoo: Can I teach this thing to cook?

Kris: *shock* Shit. I'm a dad?

Chanyeol: LOL This doll really looks like a real----huh? My child?!

*wide eyes looking at the baby*
OMMMMOOOOO! OMOOOOO!!!

Chen: Is this---what do you mean this is m----is THIS MINE!? You're kidding right?

Tao: *speechless, staring at the child*

Xiumin: AWWW~ LOOK AT HIS CHEEKS, Hello there little Baozi..

*child tone* Hello there~

Baekhyun: HEY YOU.. WHEN YOU GROW UP, DON'T BE SUCH A HEAD ACHE TO US TO YOUR MOM ALRIGHT? Grow up already. You need to learn the art of make up.