EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

Exo's Life with SatanSoo

I highly recommended.

Read this while playing the media above. *evil laughing*

Suho: Kyungsoo.. could you buy some---

Kyungsoo: *chopping while having eye contact with Suho*

Suho: O--okay.. I can see you're cooking already. We'll eat your meal. *nervous smiling*

#KyungsoosCookingorDeath

Kris: *peacefully resting on the couch*

Kyungsoo: *watching him across the couch, soullessly*

Kris: Uhh--- what do you want?

Kyungsoo: *creepy smiling*

Kris: *blinks*

Kyungsoo: *disappears*

#Dundundundunnn

Tao: KRIS GEGE?? Where are you?? Why's everyone gone---

Kyungsoo: I am free. Let me go with--

Tao: NO, hehe it's fine---

Kyungsoo: No, you're going with me. *drags Tao on the floor*

Tao: *screaming*

#TAOsCompanion

Lay: Kyungie~ Look what I made. :D I made a house made from a deck of cards! After how many hours of---

Kyungsoo: *soullessly look Lay in the eyes and take a card out of the house*

*lay's house of cards falls apart*

*walks out*

Lay: *gasps* It's it's it's Fine. :'D . I can fix this. Again. Hehe.

#BeStrongLay

Sehun: *on earphones with his phone*

Kyungsoo: *took his earphones and threw it in the fireplace*

Sehun: *speechlessly staring at Kyungsoo*

Kyungsoo: Are you gonna clean your room or I'm gonna turn it into a living hell?

Sehun: . . .

#RIPEarphone

Kai: *passby other fangirls*

Fans: JONGIN OPPA~ :D NOTICE US!!!

Kai:

Kyungsoo:

Kai: *holds Kyungsoo's shirt* Hyung. No.

Kyungsoo: I'm going to notice them for you.

Kai: Fine. But give me that axe first.

#KyungsooStillHasHisKnife

Chen: KNOCK KNOCK!

Kyungsoo:

Chen: Say who's there.

Kyungsoo:

Chen: Kyungsoo

Kyungsoo:

Chen: Seriously bro.. Open the door, it's already 1am, and it's scary out here. KYUNGSOO YAHHH~!!! OPEN THE DOOR! PLEASE! T^T

Kyungsoo: *creepy laugh while walking away*

#ChenOutsideWho

Xiumin: Kyungie. Can you cook me some baozi, I'm hungry. :)

Kyungsoo: Ok Hyung.

/10 mins later/

Xiumin: *munching the baozi*

Tao: Have anyone seen Candy?

Xiumin: I saw him with Kyungsoo a while ago in the kitchen before. . . I . . .made. . . him . . cook--

Tao:. . . . .

Xiumin: . . . . *slowly spats out the Baozi*

#CandyBaozi

Luhan: KYUNGIE~ it's time to teach you Chinese.

Kyungsoo: *stares at Luhan while facing his laptop*

Luhan: It's time to teach---

Kyungsoo: *still stares*

Luhan: . . .

Kyungsoo: *stares at him without blinking*

Luhan: Oh..okay, we can practice tomorrow anyway. Hehe Goodnight.

#YouCanTeachUsLu

Chanyeol: Kyungie~ Let's take a selfie.

Kyungsoo: *walksaway*

/still follows him/

Chanyeol: Kyungie~ PLEASE LETS TAKE A SELFYYYY :D

Kyungsoo:*took his phone and smash it on the ground, stomps on it, pours gasoline, set it on fire, smiled as he watched it burning*

Chanyeol: . . . .. . . . .. . Do you want to have barbecue Kyungie?

#HisPhoneIzOnFiyaaaah

Baekhyun: KYYUNGIE BAYBEEEEE~ Lets play hide and seek!

Kyungsoo: *smiled* Go. Hide.

Baekhyun: Ahh.. Kyungie, whats with the---knife?

Kyungsoo: I'll just count to 10..

/later that day/

Baekhyun: [on phone] Hello? 911? T^T PLEASE HELP ME----

Kyungsoo: *opens the cabinet* HELLO~ There you are.

/refer to the media to have clear perception/

#HideAndSeek

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LSSed by the media hahaha