EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

BaekSoo : 'Bestfriends' [edited version]

*italicized words are suppose to be sang

Baekhyun: I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!
*jumping around Kyungie with a heart formed arms*

Kyungsoo: Baek. Stop.

Baekhyun: We're BESTFRIENDS AND A FAMILY!
*doing aegyo to Kyungie*

Kyungsoo: *roll eyes* ugh

Baekhyun: With a sweet kiss
*kissed Kyungie's cheek*

Kyungsoo: *wiped his cheek*

Baekhyun: And a hug from me to you...
*hugs Kyungie*

Kyungsoo: Please. Stop.
*getting squished by Baek's hug*

Baekhyun: Sing the last part!

Kyungsoo: No. -_-

Baekhyun: SING IIIIIIIIIIIT~ *pouts*

Kyungsoo: no. you're wasting my time.
*leaving*

Baekhyun: *pulled Ky's shirt* NO. Unless you'll sing the last part!

Kyungsoo: *slaps Baek's hand & leaves*

Baekhyun: Oww.
*teardrops forming at his eyes while rubbing his slapped hand*

Chen: AHHHH!! HAHAHA!! Looks who get hand-slapped. Nobody can be bestfriend with Kyungsoo.. HAHA

Baekhyun: No. Kyungsoo and I were bestfriends..

Chen: Oh really? Say who? Says nobody? hahaha

Baekhyun: *crying* Kyungsoo is my bestfwiiiiend..
*snorts while crying* *voice cracking*

Chen: Ohhh Booo---Hoooo.. So, are you gonna cry now? CRY BABY! AHAHA!

Kyungsoo: WHY DID YOU MAKE BAEKHYUN CRY! *face-pots Chen*

##Face-Pot: its an act of slamming a cooking pot on someone else's face.##

Chen: OWWWW!! *crying * WHY YOU DO THAT FOR-- *gasps* KYUNGSOO!?

Kyungsoo: ONLY I will make this CRY BABY behind me cry.

Chen: Oh yeah? what gives--

Kyungsoo: Mess with my bestfriend. Then you'll be messing with me.
*pulling out his chopping knife*

Chen: *gulps and running away*

Kyungsoo: *turned to Baek, wipes Baek tears* /refertothemedia/

Kyungsoo: Next time, toughen up. Dont go Cry Baby to anyone who mess with you. I'm here okay? Now, stop crying.

Baekhyun: *hopping with glee*

Kyungsoo: What now???

Baekhyun: So.... You're gonna do it? Please please please please. Just sing the last part.

Kyungsoo: Oh good hell. I'm gonna embarrass myself.

Baekhyun: *poking Ky's cheek* He's going to sing it. He's going to sing it..

Kyungsoo: *groans*

/sang together/

Baekhyun: WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO~ ^_^♥
Kyungsoo: wont yu say yu luv me too~
-_- #

Baekhyun: YAAAAAAYYYY!!! *hugging Kyungsoo tight*

Kyungsoo: Ugh... *getting squished at Baek's Hug*

Baekhyun: THANK YOOOOOU~

Kyungsoo: Yeah. Whatever. Just let me go.

Meanwhile...An echoing voice from a very very far distance..

Chen: *screaming* GAAAAAAAAAAY!

Chanyeol: Why are you screaming?

Kai: Then who are you talking to?

Chen: YOUR GIRLFRIENDS! HAHAHA THERE.

Chanyeol & Kai: *narrowing their eyes, saw Baek hugging Soo*

Kai: OH! MY KYUNGIE!

Chanyeol: I SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO BAEK SHOULD HUG!

/kai teleports them both to Baeksoo/

Kai: What's the meaning of this!

Baekhyun: *shocked*

Kyungsoo: Please dont over react. I'm his bestfriend..

Kai: I---I'm not overreacting.

Chanyeol: I thought we're best friends?

Baekhyun: *whispered* Its not bestfriend.. you're my boyfriend dumbdumb

Chanyeol: *flustered* Oooh

Kyungsoo: *narrowed eyes on baek* I could terribly hear what you said right?

Baekhyun: *flustering* H---Huh? Hehehe. Yeah. What? I said nothing. Hehe.

Kyungsoo: I thought you're not gay.

Baekhyun: For you.

Kyungsoo: -_-

Chanyeol: HA! I'm his..

Kyungsoo: I'm already visualizing a duct tape on your mouth.

Chanyeol: . . . . .

Kai; *facepalming*

Kyungsoo: Whatever. Let's go Baek. We need to go somewhere away from this two.

Kai: HOW ABOUT ME~

Kyungsoo: Yoda can take care of you. BaekSoo's be shipping else where.

Baekhyun: *lowkey* Bye Chany~ Brb.

Kai: NOOOOO..

/Baeksoo's out of sight/

Kai: Wow. That kinda hurt. Isn't it Chany---dude. why are you staring at me like that?

Chanyeol: Finally alone with Senpai..

Kai: Yo, bro. Snap out. Get the fuck away from me.

Chanyeol: I LOVE YOU!! Lemme kiss you.

Kai: FUC---NO! *teleports*

Chanyeol: *alone* You can run but you can't hide. I can smell fear Senpai..
*went away searching for Kai*