EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

If Exo's at the BEACH

Suho: BOYS!! HERE'S YOUR SUNBLOCK! DONT FORGET TO PUT THEM ON FIRST!!

/saw Kris/

Suho: just what do you think you're doing? 

Kris: Uh Sun-Bathing...

/lying under the shade of the tree, wearing a bonnet, a scarf, jacket & jogging pants with socks/

Suho: but why are you-- =_=
Kris: Sun is not my style *putting on sunglasses*
Suho: You're doing it wro----

/saw Luhan going to the ocean/

Suho: Luhan~ Don't forget to put sunblock!

Luhan: Fi---------ne~ /putting on Sunblock/ Aww, I can't reach my back!
Xiumin: Let me put it for you!
Sehun: Yehet! I will.
Xiumin: HEY I'm first!
Both: /intense stare till  electricity starts to spark between them/
Sehun: I'm first!
Xiumin: I AM THE ELDEST!
Sehun: SO!? HunHan is more popular
Xiumin: WHHY YOU!!!
Sehun: Come and get me grandpa~

/Xiumin & Sehun Brawled/

Luhan: augh~ *saw Chen* Chen, can you put sunblock at my back?
Chen: Oh.. Sure.. >:) *changes sunblock to sunscreen* Done. >>:D
Luhan: Thanks Chen~ /plunges into the ocean/

D.O: /inside the cottage, looking at the members through a window, wrapping himself with a blanket/
The Dark-Lord shall prevail his enjoyment within me. Darkness is what I want. DARK-LORD SHOW YOURSELF!!
*laughing with himself in the darkest corner of the cottage*

Suho: Where's Kyungsoo?

Baekhyun: I don't know.. And why do I care.. *flips his hair while putting on his sunglasses*
/floating in a salbabida while sunbathing/

*suddenly saw a shark fin*

Baek: HA. HA. HA. Funny Chanyeol~ So funny! /suddenly saw Chanyeol at the shore/
Chanyeol: *waving* BAEEEEK~ LET'S EAT!! SUHO COOKED SOME BARBEQUE~!!

Baek: SHIT! *swiftly swims to the shored leaving salbabida behind*

Chen: /stands up with a Shark fin/ hahahah >:D

/Lay, sleeping in the sand, suddenly wakes up paralyzed/ 
Lay: WHY I CAN'T MOVE!! *body is buried in the sand, formed into a unicorn, only exposing his face*
Lay: WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO ME!!!

Kai: /just got out from the cottage, starting to run into the ocean/
Suho: HEY JONGIN! THAT'S ENOUGH! HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU TO PUT ON SUNBLOCK!?
Kai: What? I just came out---
Suho: I said that's enough!
Kai: But--
Suho: get inside, your skin's getting dark already! >:O
Kai: but i just got out of the cottage~ :(
/kicking the sand going his way back/

/Luhan, got out of the ocean with a seaweed stuck on his hair and starfish on his breast/

Luhan: I'm Ariel~
Xiumin: MERMAAAAAAAAID <3
Sehun: Shut up he's mine!
/Xiumin & Sehun brawled, Part 2/

Chanyeol: /in the farthest part/ BAEKHYUN! GUYS!! COME OVER HERE!! THE WATER'S GREAT!

/Everyone looked at him, saw a Shark fin behind Chanyeol/

Everyone @ the shore: CHANYEOL! THERE'S A SHARK!!!
Baek: PSH~ IT'S CHEN! HE TROLLED ME EARLIER! WHY THAT----
Chen: Hmmm? What? *eating behind them*
Baek: if you're here... and not over there......PARK DOBI CHANYEOL GET YOUR HANDSOME TALL ASS OVER HERE!! THERE'S A SHARK BEHIND YOU!!!!
Member: *screaming*

Chanyeol: What? There's a----AAAAHHHHH!!! SHAAARRRRKKKK!!

/Shark become his pet/

Chanyeol: GUYS! I got a pet Shark, I'll call him NEMO~ ♥

Baekhyun: /faints/

Suho: Where's TAO!?

Tao: here~ /floating at the ocean with a salbabida, Taking selfies, cellphone fell in to the water/
Tao: O_O! /jumps in to the water to get his phone, suddenly drowns/
Tao: HELPP!!!! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!! *drowning*

Kris: /running to rescue (like in ExoST)/ I'M COMING TO SAAAAVE YOOO---shit
Tao: HELP ME HYUNG!! ToT
Kris:
Tao: HYUUUUNG !! *drowning*
Kris:
Tao: Hyung? :'(
Kris: Tao..
/standing in front of Tao with water only on his knee level/
Tao: Ohh.. *stands up*

The sun was about to set..

Suho: Okay guys that's all for today, time to get back to---what the hell!!!---why are your skin burned!?
Exo (except D.O., Kai, Kris,Chen, Lay): WAE!? WE PUT OUR SUNBLOCK JUST LIKE WHAT YOU SAID!!

/flashback/

Chen changed their sunblock to suncreen.

/end of flashback/

Chen: >:D hihihi

Suho: WHATEVER! Aigooo! It's getting dark, Let's GO HOME!!

/walking to their van/

Chen: OH MY GOD!!!

Suho: WHAT IS IT JONGDAE!

Chen: TAO & KAI WERE MISSING!!

Tao&Kai: we're at your side hyung..

Chen: SHIT! WHO'S TALKING!!???

Tao: I'm gonna wushu yo--

Kai: no. don't. Respect the elders. SMH

D.O.: /happily goes out of their cottage/
FINALLY!! THE SUNSET!! NO MORE SUN! HAHA Rise my shadows~ RISE~ 
/laughing with himself again/

Sehun: I'm gonna sit beside Luhan

Xiumin: NO! I'm gonna sit beside Luhan!

Sehun: ME!

Xiumin: NO! ME!

Both: ME! ME! ME!

Kris: You're gonna sit beside me. At the back. Just the 3 of us.

Suho: I thought you're gonna sit beside me?

Kris: fine. You're gonna sleep beside me tonight.

Suho: HEY! /whispers/ the kids are listening..

Members: EEEEEUUUUUWWWW~

Exo safely arrived back their dorm...

Suho:
Kris.(here!)
Xiumin.(here!)
Chen.(Handsome forever!)
Luhan.(BlackBeauty!)
Kyungsoo.(*D__O*)
Chanyeol.(*petting his pet Shark* here!)
Sehun.(here!)
Kai.(*glares at Suho, while crossing his arms* fuck you -_-)
Tao.(can I borrow your phone? pleaaase)
Baekhyun.(here!)
....Lay...........Lay, where's Lay? Don't tell me we left Lay at.....the beach. O_O

All: FUCK!

/flashback/

While Lay is peacefully sleeping, Chen buried him in the sand, forming it into a Unicorn.
Chen: there you go.. UNICORN~

/End of flashback/

-------MEANWHILE....

Lay: Can someone get me out of here~ T^T

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A/N: Notice me Senpais! hahaha DON'T BE AFRAID TO SEND REQUEST TO ME~
I AM NOT AS DANGEROUS AS KYUNGSOO HAHAHA.. 
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-Camdorkim