EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

How these 4 OTP met..

SUHO & KRIS

Kris: *choosing some foods on the shelf, til he heard a murmuring at his side*

Suho: *reaching an item in a higher shelf in the grocery*
Just.......a....little...bit....more~
*tiptoe-ing with stretched out fingers*

Kris: Let me help you.
*reaches for it*
Here..
*smirk*

Suho: *blushed*
T--thanks.
*tucks hair behind his ear*

Kris: You're welcome.. *walks away*

Suho: Ahh wait..

Kris: *turned back* Hmm?

Suho: *shy*
Can I take you out to have some snacks?

Kris: Chicken's my style, how bout it?

Suho: O---okay. Chicken. Chicken if it is. :)

Kris: Sure. *smirk*

Suho: I'm Kim Junmyeon. call me Suho.

Kris: Wu Yi Fan. Call me daddy..

Suho: *stared blush to Kris* Huh?

Kris: *scratching his nape* Hehe nevermind..

Suho: Ohh..

/grocery together/

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KAISOO

/Grade schooler days/

Kai: *got cornered by the bullies*

Kyungsoo: Touch that little guy, and I will let you watch how I'll tore your fingers. One. By. One.

Bullies: K---kyungs--oo?? S---sorry boss. We're so sorry.

Kyungsoo: get out of my turf you faggots..

Kai: Thank you (T^T)

Kyungsoo: Shut up little guy, next time dont walk alone.
*pats his head*
Go now. Scoot!

/High school/

Kyungsoo: *got beaten up by the bullies*

Kai: *beats out the bullies, tooth flying everywhere, blood splatting*

Bullies: *running away*

Kai: Hey kiddo.. You alright?

Kyungsoo: *swollen eyed*
Yeah. And-----Don't call me kiddo, I'm your senior, moron.

Kai: K---kyungsoo hyung?

Kyungsoo: Do I know you?

Kai: I'm that kid you saved a long time ago. Remember!?

Kyungsoo: Huh? But how you got so tall?

Kai: Naaah~ Doesnt matter, whats important right now, is I have to get you to the clinic.. Come here, I'll carry you.
*piggy backs Kyungsoo at his back*

Kyungsoo: T--thanks..

Kai: *smirks*
No problem. I owe you my life.

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ChanBaek

Parents: Channy?? Remember you said you want a brother??

Chanyeol: YES! YES! WHY!? :D

Mom: Tell him Honey.

Dad: *sigh* We went from the orphanage, and we met.....come out now little guy.

Baekhun: *shyly steps out from behind of Chany's dad's legs*

Chanyeol: WAAAAAAAAHHH!!! A PUPPY!!I ALWAYS WANTS A PUPPY!
*playfully pulls Baek's cheeks*
OH MY GOOOOOD~ IT'S SO ADORABLE~ CAN I KEEP HIM!? CAN I? CAN I? PLEASE!!!

Baekhyun: *eyes getting teary* Ow~ Your hurting me..

Chanyeol: WAHHHHH! It's talking mom! DAD! The puppy is talking!!!
*hides behind his mom*

Mom: Hahaha, Chany, it's not a puppy, this is Baekhyun, your Hyung.

Chany: Huh? How come, I'm taller than him.

Baekhyun: Shut up, I'll be taller than you when we grow up.

/10 years later/

Chany: Hey hyung... Ommo. I got a crush on someone.

Baek: Ow?? Really.. Wow.

Chany: *got silent for 8 seconds*
Hyung, we're not really related right? I mean, were not the same blood?

Baek: Yeah, why?

Chany: *grins* NEVERMIND! HAHAHA Oh look, mom & dad's home.

Baek: *leaved by channy confused*

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HunHan

Sehun: *just came to class*
Wait, who's bag is this? WHY IS THIS BAG ON MY SEAT?!

Classmate: We have a new classmate Sehun, he just came yesterday.

Sehun: Really? Since I was absent yesterday.

Teacher: OKAY CLass~ Take your seats..

Sehun: HOW CAN I TAKE MY SEAT IF THERE'S THIS DOUCHEBAG'S TAKING MY SEAT!?

Teacher: Mr. Oh, your mouth. Calm down. We have our new student and because you were absent yester---

Sehun: SO DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY SIT!? SHIT THIS DOUCHEBAG JUST CAME AND TAKE MY---

Luhan: *getting inside the classroom*
I believe the douchebag you're calling was me. Hi I'm Luha----*fist land on his face*

Sehun: THAT'S For stealing my seat.

Luhan: *on the floor*
YO YO YO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BRO??

Teacher: Mr Lu & Mr Oh, get in to the detention room right now.

/2 hours later in the detention/

Luhan: *still cupping his aching face*

Sehun: Hey you!

Luhan: *slowly turns to Sehun* My face still hurts, you can punch me later.

Sehun: I SAID LOOK AT ME
*held Luhan's hand making Luhan turn to him*
*starstruck*
(in mind) He's so pretty. Damn.

Luhan: WHAT?? Wait.. are you gay. Stop it, I'm manly than I looks.

Sehun: I----I'm sorry for that. Did it still hurts? Mian.

Luhan: It's alright. *smiles* I believe your that absent kid, I'm Luhan.

Sehun: Oh Sehun.

Luhan: *smiles*

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Meanwhile....

Tao: Wait? Why I'm not included here??? I'm also OTP'ed to Suho Hyung & Kris Hyung~ We gotta be one hell of a hot OTP you know that!

Chen: More like an OTP about you & your Sugar Mommy & Daddy.
*roll eyes*

Tao: SHUT UP! Youre just jealous.

Chen: HA! Why would I?~ I'm still Hot even I have no OTP.

Lay: What's an OTP? Can I have one too?

Tao: Let's be--

Chen: Get away from Yixing..

Lay: Hmmm why?

Chen: You don't wanna spend money on buying stuff for that Panda right?

Lay: It's fine w---

Chen: When I say No. No.

Tao: Pfff. Kill Joy. Jealous. YOURE JUST JEALOUS!!

Xiumin: Hi, can I sit beside you?
*sits beside the reader, share his food with you*
Care to eat Baozi? Careful, it's still hot.
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