EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When EXO's Daughter

got involve into a fight in their school..

Suho: Sweetheart, you're a girl. And girls aren't suppose to act like this..

Kai: This is the 3rd time for this week that your principal called me & your mom. Could you be more feminine next time, baby girl?

Baekhyun: Dad is very disappointed on you darling. You--
Daughter: They call you gay, dad.
Baekhyun: THEN WHY DID YOU LET THEM LIVE!?

Chen: LOL. I'm telling your mom, you're so screwed. 

Lay: What happened to the "World Peace" I taught you? :(

Chanyeol: It's my fault. I shouldnt let you watch WWE with me, sweetheart. Dad's sorry.

Kris: But I raised you right, why you--*sigh* -woman, talk to your daughter.

Kyungsoo: Honey, this is a dagger, next time, slowly plant this on their chest and smile while---
You: KYUNGSOO! STOP MOTIVATING HER!

Tao: I knew I shouldn't have taught you martial arts. *regrets*

Luhan: YOU----make daddy happy *sniffs* YOU MAKE DADDY PROUD! SO MANLY! LIKE DAD!!

*breaking down*
*daughter making his dad calm down*

Xiumin: Honey, is our daughter a lesbian?

Sehun: *to you*
Well, you're the mom, talk to your daughter.