EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When EXO ate at an Expensive Restaurant

...but forgot their wallets

Kris: *runs away* *tripped on his shoelace* *ends up being the dishwasher*

#RunningManDejavu

Kai: *teleports*

#FuckYouKai

Suho: *Bitch PLease Face* "Put in my Account, here, take my credit card."

Waiter: You're credit card is invalid sir. *credit card snipped out*

Suho: *ends up as dishwasher*

#HAH!Invalid

Chen: HAHAHA.. I just ordered water. 

#Free

Luhan: I'm just a poor boy, left with no food. I ran away from home and---

Waiter: *cried* Okay.. okay.. just.. go.. before the managers sees you.

#HellYeah

Xiumin: "If I give you a lap dance, will you exclude me?"

Waiter: "Dude. I'm a guy."

Xiumin: . . .

#screwed

Sehun: *called Suho* Hyung. I'm here at the restaurant. Pay my bills. I forgot my wallet.

Suho: "I'm at the dishwasher.."

Sehun: *ends up washing the plates* "Don't talk to me anymore"

#SpoiledFucker

Tao: *wushus his way out the resto* *ends up being in the jail*

#SpoiledFuckerII

Baekhyun: *uses his aegyo to the waiter*

Waiter: *resisting* *unable to resist* GO!

#IMustDoThisToo

Lay: *got amnesia* Where am I? Why am I eating this food? What? 

#Meh

Chanyeol: IF I PUKED OUT ALL THAT I ATE? WILL I BE ABLE TO COVER THE EXPENSES?

Waiter: Hmpf. Yeah. If you co---*Chanyeol actually doing it*

#ThatsJustGross

Kyungsoo: I'm the chef in this restaurant.

#IsTheFoodsPoisoned

Kyungsoo to A/N: #CreepySmile

A/N: Shit