EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

Exo as your Neighbor

Kris: /hanging with his stuff alpaca, looking above you see this cool guy in his veranda painting on his easel. He might be a cool city guy painter./
Shit.. He looked at me. Act cool.. Act cool. *peeks* He's still looking! Walk. NO. Run!

Suho: /His house is a mansion. Passing his house will took you 3 minutes before you could get into another house./
Seriously, is this guy a prince or what..? O_O

Lay: /this is the 3rd time this week, that he knocked on your door asking for help because he left his keys inside of his house./
You want me to climb into your window again?
Lay: ^_^ If it's okay..
(Shit! He' so cute) Okay Fine. *starting to climb*

Luhan: /Thinking this guy has a daughter, but he's living alone with a bunch of Hello Kittys inside. Bruh~ This guy's got a Strong Wifi in his house, but it's got a password. And will only smile if you ask for his wifi password. Pfft. Bad Neighbor/.
Maybe the password is SMILE............Shit IT WORKED!

Sehun: /You always got to sweep a bunch of Bubble tea packs in your backyard. DAMN!
Where the hell do these Bubble Tea packs came from!? /
*got hit by a bubble tea that came out from nowhere*
FFF..THERE IT GOES AGAIN!! SHOW YOURSELF!!

Kai: /Your windows and this neighbor's window were parallel to each other.
Once, you saw this hot guy taking off his shirt, you got stuck watching him, until he's taking of his pants, just as when the best part is going to happen, he slides down the window blinds./
UGH. Kill joy. -_-

Chen: /passing this neighbor's house, you saw this good looking guy, sitting at the front porch of his home reading a book/
"Boy, he is so charming..---" /you bumped into the pole/ Ugh.. My heEeEad..
Chen: Miss are you okay? *his face is so close to yours* /you fainted/

D.O.: /Following the smell of a sizzling yummy BBQ, leading you to the fences of your backyard, you saw this cute neighbor guy doing a barbecue. You leaned to your fence till it crashed down making you fall down at his sight/
"Uhh.. Hi? *embarassed* hehe.."
D.O.: *shocked* Oh.. Hi.. care to join me for some BBQ? :D

Xiumin:/at his front yard you saw him cleaning his car, drooling as you saw him wet with his dress sticking on his rock hard abs/
Ohyeaaaah Oppaaaa~*drooling* Shit he looked at me. He's waving.
How can he be cute & hot at the same time. Just smile and wave ___, smile and wave.
*and you walked away*

Chanyeol: /it's already 2am in the morning and this neighbor's music were still turned up like a club is going inside his home/
*wearing a pajama ,you stormed into his home knocking*
*as he opens the door you started to scream at his face*
WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MUSIC----*he's screaming*
WOW! So you're gonna shout in my face too----
/realizing you're still wearing a mud facial mask, you turned back home defeated & embarrassed/

Tao: /you saw this melancholic guy sitting at the roof of hi house looking through the sunset. Whoa he's so handsome, it kinda turns you on, suddenly he looked at you, he smiled/
What are you doing up there...?
Tao: *screaming* Venting my stress out..
Why?
Tao: Nobody wanna buy me gucci.
*turned off* Seriously Bruh?

Baekhyun: /while your cleaning your front yard you heard someone singing, you stretched your neck as you look above the fence and saw a good-looking guy singing while watering the plant/
Baekhyun: *splashed water on you*
HEY!! *while wiping your wet face.*
Baekhyun: KKAEBSONG.. Sorry, I didn't notice you're there. I thought you're also a flower. *smirks*
*Blushes* Ugh whatever..
/hides under the fence while chewing the grass off coz you can't take to what he just said to you/
HE SAID I LOOK LIKE A FLOWER~ AUGHHHH EEEEEEHH♥♥♥ Damn! THESE FEELS!!! 
*moaning like a cow*