EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When they know we Ship them to other members

Requested by @josie-mia

Kris: *poker face* Huh?

Tao: Well look at this Hyung~ TaoRis~♥ Gege~ See.. Buy me gucci Tomorrow okay? Eeee Taoris. ^_^

Kris: *shoves Tao away* *still in a blank face*

Kai: *smirks* Shipping? Us? Hyung, you heard that? "KaiSoo.."

*stared sexily at Kyungsoo*

D.O.: Is there something wrong with your eyes? Do you want me to poke it?

Xiumin: *munching baozi*
Huh.....what's that? I don't understand.
*shoving another baozi into is mouth*

Luhan: (in mind: how did they know)
Huh? Shipping? Pfft Haha. This is so hilarious. It's fine. It's not real tho. Hahaha
*insert his laughing derp face*

Sehun: Ahhh... *low tone* not real huh.. *walks out*

Luhan: WAIT! SEHUNNIE~ *chases after Sehun*

Chen: BROMANCE ALERT~ HAHAHA GAYS!

Kris: What have you been doing while I was gone!?

Suho: *facepalmed* I failed as a parent...

Lay: /Quickly made an IG-Vid update/
Hi Guys. I just wanna tell everyone that we're a Manly Group. Please don't misunderstood.
^_^

Lay: It's fine now Hyung.. I've updated my IG.

Chen: HAHA LIKE THEY WOULD BELIEVE~

Meanwhile..

ChanBaek: /just came from a night trip together/ Hi GUYS~ we're home.

Suho: You heard about the fans Shipping us with each other?

Baekhyun: HAHAHA~ We know. That's what we've been doing right?

Chanyeol: And what's wrong with that? Anyway it's just Exo-L's imaginations..

Suho: & Kris: /face palmed/ What have we done..

Chen: HAHA YOU Too.. Suho & Kris Hyung. You've been paired too xD SuRis~♥ Aww isn't that sweet..

Suho & Kris: /Looks at each other in disgust, walked away from each other/

D.O.: Hyung, I'll be glad to kill this one. what can you say?
*creeping behind Baekhyun*

Suho: No. D.O. ..

D.O.: So, can I kill this one instead?
*locking Chanyeol's neck with his arms*

Kris: No, D.O. .. Calm down. That won't solve anything.

D.O.: oh, okay.. Call me when you need me.
*when to his room,smiling in a creepy way*

Exo: /stared at each other, eyes were just moving/

Kris: starting from now on. No one makes a sweet skinship with each other okay?

Exo: /nodded/

Chen: So...Lay, how's your update.

Lay: ^_^ many have ♥ my pdate. Some said they Understand. Yaaaay, problem solved!

Kris: /scrolling his IG/
Wait... CHANYEOL! BAEKHYUN! What is this update you two just updated. Fans were speculating about this CHANBAEK coup----uh kid you need to erase that!

Baekhyun: Ahh. But. It's just Me and Chanyeol strolling outside....

Suho: *facepalmed both of his hands* NOW THEY WOULD THINK WE'RE---- UHHHH~

Kyungsoo appeared with a knife in his hand..

D.O.: SO How about now, can I?

Suho: No D.O. Calm down.

Xiumin: I still have no clue what SHIPPING MEANS~ CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME~

Chen: See that?

*pointing to Luhan and Sehun arguing in the background, all the members watch HunHan on the back*

Sehun: not real huh??
Luhan: *whispering* I'm just covering it up~ Sorry~ please dont be mad hunnie~
Sehun: Shut up. We're over..
Luhan: SEHUN! YOU COULDN'T JU-----HEY WHY ARE YOU WATCHING!?

*Members quickly turned back*

Chen: That.. Is..the...meaning of.... SHIPPING.

Xiumin: *confused*

I still don't get it.

Chen: UHH~ can someone explain this to the child.

Xiumin: Hey! I'm still your hyung.. Have respect.

Kris: AHhh.. Hell about that. Just don't mind it. Just let Exo-L's mind feed their imaginations. As long it's not true *heard HunHan's arguing behind* then it's fine.. Ok let's sleep everyone.

Suho: Okay... Let's clean up now.

Chen: Hey LOVEBIRDS! (HunHan) shut your argument.. you sound li---

HunHan: SHUT UP!

Chen: *hands up* fine.. fine.. i'm just passing by. Good night~

Hunhan continued arguing.