EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

The Eldorado

Suho: where is it!?
/flying things everywhere/

Kai: what are you looking for Hyung?
/dodging the things Suho's throwing/

Chen: whats happening?

Kai: Hyung is searching for something.

Lay at Suho's side standing watching him.

Suho: if you didn't---uhh nvermind. Blaming you wont fix this..

Lay: Look Im sorry. I really for got.

Chanyeol: I can smell someone's screwed here.. Who is it?

Chen: Hahaha *pointed at Lay*

Baek: Hey . Have respect at Lay hyung.

Kyungsoo: Suho'hyung.. what do you want me to cook for dinner?

Suho: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!

Kyungsoo: b--but I'm just---(ಥ_ಥ)
*run away sobbing*

Kai: I cant believe you Hyung! What did Kyungie ever do to you!? -
*chases Kyungsoo* Kyungsoo hyuuung~

Suho: Kai D.O. wait.. I didnt mean---all thanks to you! /continues searching/

Lay: I said Im sorry.. /trying to remember it/ where did I put it again.

Chanyeol: Where's Tao, and Kris anyway ??

Luhan: (watching TV with Xiumin) they went back to China.. they'll be back next week.

Xiumin: turn it back!! its TVXQ!!

Luhan: /turned the channel/ hmmmph. You got time for TVXQ but not on me!! *slammed the remote*

Xiumin: hmm?
/innocently turned to Luhan while munching a baozi at his mouth/

Luhan: *narrowed his eyes* hmph!
*leaves*

Xiumin: *clueless* whats got into him?
/continued eating while watching TVXQ/

Sehun: I'm home, where's everbody??

/got hit by the things Suho threw/

Suho: where is it!!!!

Sehun: Hyung whats happening?

Chen: searching for his height >:D

Suho:/threw Chen at the window/

ChanBaekLay: CHEN!? Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

Sehun: what the hell. (・へ・)

Luhan: Did I just hear the window breaks?? Sehun.. you're back! did you bought it?

Sehun: here. i wrestled with a kid back at the store, coz she really wanted it.

Luhan: MY LIMITED EDITION 3 FEET WALKING TALKING----

Chanyeol: Hurry!! Lets get Chen!

Baekhyun: wait! let me put in my eyeliner first!

Luhan: ---RESPONSIVE HELLO KITTY PINK FLOWER POWER ACTION DOLL!!

Sehun: so that's what is called?

Luhan: Yes!! manly isnt it?? it could do action stuffs OH MY GOOOOD

Chanyeol: youre wasting my time.. im going to get Chen.

Baekhyun: no. Chany wait. /go on with have eyelinered eyes/

Meanwhile..

Kris unpacking his things..
Kris: huh? whose this---Tao, is this yours??

Tao: ummph. Is it gucci labeled? if it's--

Kris: No.. this aint yours..Umm.. what?
/reading the label of the object/
EL----DO---R---ADO. ELDORADO?
/flipped it/
Kim Junmyeon. Huh? how does Suho's things came into my bag?
I must call him.

Back at Korea...

Suho: JINJJA!? OKAY WE'LL BE THERE!!

/ends the call/

Suho: BOYS!! Lets SAIL TO CHINA!! GONNA GET THE ELDORADO!

Luhan: I will just stay here with my LIMITED EDITION 3 FE---

Suho: Fine fine... just tell the others we went to china too.

Luhan: OKAY! /Happily playing with Hello Kitty/

3 hours later..

Lay coming out of his room..

Lay: SUHO I REMEMBERED PUTTING IT INTO KRIS' LUGGAGE I MIXED IT----
/only saw Luhan with hello kitty/

Luhan: they went to China..

Lay: they left without me!?

Doors open, Baek entered.

Baek: Im home.. Chany brought Chen to the hospital..wait where's everybody..?

Luhan: went to China, I think Suho finally see what he's looking for..

Lay: /lay noticed Baek's unequal eyelinered eyes/
Wow.. I can see your sporting FX'sunbae's Red Light look, looks nice on you Baek'ssi.. I thought you're a Sones---

Baek: DONT YOU EVEN START WITH ME---URGH!!!
/walks out to his room/

Lay: did i say something wrong? o.o

Luhan: maybe it's his period...

Baek from his room: SHUT UUUP!!!

Luhan: YOU CAN USE MY TAMPOONS IF YOU WANT TO!

Baek's head at the door: you know what? Fuck you.

Lay: Wait... you have tampoons??
*confused look*