You and Your EXO husband doing 'IT' time in your room..
Kid: What are you
Chanyeol: You see......me and mom were making your little sister, you want a sister right?
Kid: *blinks* no, I want puppy.
Chanyeol: OKAY! OKAY! JUST CLOSE THE DOOR DEAR! DADDY BEGS YOU.
Kid: *squints* Make it two cute adorable motherfuckers. *close the door*
You: Look what your son just said after you curse on that TV Show you were featured on.
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Sehun: *in the midst of cumming* Babe---I'm cumm----
You: Dad, where are you going, can I go with you?
Sehun: WHAT THE HELL! GET OUT YOU MIDGET!
Kid: *crying away* But you said you were coming~ T^T
You: SEHUN!
Sehun: What!?
You: Go---comfort Junior. U made him cry idiot.
Sehun: But first will you let me cum before i go? ~_~
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Kid: Daddy, where's mommy? *wriggling the doorknob*
Kai: *heards the door is about to open, teleports you both at the other room*
Kid: ----I need mommy to--huh? They're not--But I just heard---oh well
Kai: She can't see us here... *smirks*
Kid: *GASPS* DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?
You: JONGIN!
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Luhan: *taking off his clothes* I'm gonna do you so hard tonight babe.
Kid: DAD!! I can't sleep--*door open*
Luhan: *quickly wore something*
Kid: Why are you wearing a pink bathrobe----shit. My friends were right.
*soullessly walks away*Luhan: what does he mean?
You: *sigh* u just made him think ur gay, pretty boy.
Luhan: I'll take it as a compliment babe, but to tell you how many times, I'm Manly.

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