EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When your Kid walks into your room . .

You and Your EXO husband doing 'IT' time in your room..

Kid: What are you

Chanyeol: You see......me and mom were making your little sister, you want a sister right?

Kid: *blinks* no, I want puppy.

Chanyeol: OKAY! OKAY! JUST CLOSE THE DOOR DEAR! DADDY BEGS YOU.

Kid: *squints* Make it two cute adorable motherfuckers. *close the door*

You: Look what your son just said after you curse on that TV Show you were featured on.

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Sehun: *in the midst of cumming* Babe---I'm cumm----

You: Dad, where are you going, can I go with you?

Sehun: WHAT THE HELL! GET OUT YOU MIDGET!

Kid: *crying away* But you said you were coming~ T^T

You: SEHUN!

Sehun: What!?

You: Go---comfort Junior. U made him cry idiot.

Sehun: But first will you let me cum before i go? ~_~

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Kid: Daddy, where's mommy? *wriggling the doorknob*

Kai: *heards the door is about to open, teleports you both at the other room*

Kid: ----I need mommy to--huh? They're not--But I just heard---oh well

Kai: She can't see us here... *smirks*

Kid: *GASPS* DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?

You: JONGIN!

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Luhan: *taking off his clothes* I'm gonna do you so hard tonight babe.

Kid: DAD!! I can't sleep--*door open*

Luhan: *quickly wore something*

Kid: Why are you wearing a pink bathrobe----shit. My friends were right.
*soullessly walks away*

Luhan: what does he mean?

You: *sigh* u just made him think ur gay, pretty boy.

Luhan: I'll take it as a compliment babe, but to tell you how many times, I'm Manly.