EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO reactions when you look like Kris

Requested by kookiysehunnie

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Xiumin: *saw him wearing Kris' Galaxy boxers, dropped his Baozi*
SHIT! I THOUGHT YOURE THE REAL KRIS!

Lay: *stares for you for so long*
Is my high kicking already or am I just hallucinating?

Luhan: ARE YOU KRIS' SISTER!? *ugly happy face* C'mon!! We just cooked some chicken, you might love it!
You: But---I'm allergic to Chicken~ I'm not Kris. *awkward smile*
Luhan: O=O!) </3

Chen: HAHAHA.. Another Crescent moon detected. ANOTHER CRESCENT MOON DETECTED~
You: **

Tao: *pulls you* Come on. No time to waste, you must buy me gucci, right now!

Kai: YAAAH! Stop pulling Kris Hyung!! Hyung are you ok? I'm glad you're back. *hugs you*
You: Kai-----you're shirtless.

Baekhyun: Please say "Not my Style".
You: -_- Not my style.
Baekhyun: *kneels down* OH GOD!! FEMALE KRIS!! PLEASE SPARE ME!!

Chanyeol: *lengthed & compare your height to his*
Is it just me? or you gone shorter since you left??? Does this means I'm the TALLEST? EHHH?? EHH?? :D

Suho: YOU! *pointed at you from afar*
You: Me??
Suho: *runs to you & hugged you*
You: Uhhh---
Suho: I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
You: Me? (O-O)

Sehun: *rolleyes* retards.

Kyungsoo: Sehun, don't say that. That's mean. The Idiots might hear you.

/Meanwhile in Canada/

Kris: Hmm? Why am I having a weird feeling that something's weird's is going on, in the dorm.