EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO when they want to do "it"

NOTE: This part is also requested, and since this will be a Mature or 19+ content.

So I'll make the identity of the one who request this, as "ANONYMOUS" xD"shoot anonymous, anonymous~" xD

[Read at your own risk]

Okay then, so let's begin. 
/insert Satansoo Smile/

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Kris: /sexily stares at you from a corner/ Time for Ace to have a younger brother. *bridal carries you*
You: THEN BUY ANOTHER STAFF TOY!
Kris: /leans his face on you/ I want a real one.

Luhan: /looking at you while biting his lower lip as he pinned you into the wall/
You: Okaaay? Trying to look manly?
Luhan: can I prove it to you in the bedroom?

Xiumin: /takes off his shirt leaving him shirtless/ Is it just me or it's getting hot in here?
You: Oppa. What are you doing? /eyes on his abs/
Xiumin: Baozi when hot, tastes better, wanna taste a steaming baozi? *biting his lower lip*

Lay: ______.
You: Hmm?
Lay: /tightly hugs you from behind making his hard thing really touches your butt/
You: /blushing & gulping, trying to act like you felt nothing/
Lay: Don't go Elsa on me that you conceal don't feel. /turns you around/ Let it go. *naughty smirk*

(A/N: LAY! GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK!!
Lay: Nope. I'm not
A/N: shit)

Chen: Hey _____, KNOCK KNOCK!! xD
You: who's there? --__--
Chen: horny..
You: No.
Chen: Please.. Just tonight T^T
You: No.
Chen: Fine then, you leave me no choice. *carried you into the bathroom*

Tao: /cutely cuddles with you, tickling your ticklish spots until he's movement seems to becoming naughty/
You: OPPA! *pulled away* No. I'm not re--
Tao: *pout cutely* sorry. I just can't resist you. /looks back naughtily at you/ unless.. Promise, I'll be slow, I'll be gentle/crawling on top of you/

Suho: /trying to fight the lust he felt insid, hid in your bedroom/
Think of a happy place, think of a happy place.. C'mon Junmyeon.. Don't think like that.
You: /who just came out of the shower in your room, wearing only your towel/
Hi Babe. I'm gonna change. Out now. :)
Suho: Then change infront of me.
You: what?
Suho: Nothing.. I'm going out. *flustered*

Baekhyun: /repeatedly slap your butt on purpose/
You: YAHHH! BYUN! Ugh.. *irritated*
Baekhyun: You didn't know how hard I'm keeping myself---
You: What??
Baekhyun: *bit his lip approaching you with a naughty look* UGH!!! SORRY SORRY! /walked away/

Chanyeol: /blocks the door with his body, smirks naughtily/
You: let me through Dobi~
Chanyeol: /turns his head left & right, looking at you naughtily/
You: /pushed him hard, still no use/ You wanna do it now?? *frowning
Chanyeol: /nods with a naughty smirk/

D.O.: /drank 3 shots of tequila before he approach you/ HEY ______! *a bit drunk
D.O.: /smirks and looks at you naughtily/
You: Kyungsoo, you smell---are you drunk?
D.O.: BABE! Let's do it! /rape face/
You: HUH???? (°ロ°)

Kai:/lay beside you, who's laying with your tummy, he plunges and sat on your side/
___~ ____~ ____~ _____~ (╯3╰)
You: WHHHAT!?
Kai: PLease~*kissed your shoulder* *pouts* ('･ω･')
You: /narrowed your eyes at him/ No.
Kai: /smirks/ No? /unclasped your bra/
You: JONGIN!? ∑(゜Д゜;)
Kai: *pout* Still No? /smirk/ (*~▽~)

Sehun: /you caught him playing with ohorat buddy and he also saw you, both of you froze/ shit..
You: O_O . . /slowly walking away/ I'll ......be.....cooking....for....dinner...sorry
Sehun: Right on time. /rushing closed the door/ *lock*
You: ∑(゜Д゜;) /you felt something pokes your butt/ Sehun? Babe?
Sehun: Hmm?
You: would you back up for a bit?
Sehun: No, we're doing it right now.. right here. /you faced him smirking/ Now, on your knees.
You: ಥ_ಥ

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Let's pretend that this never happened.

♥

-camdorkim