EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

How EXO makes you faint

Kris: he tries to carry you on his shoulder, but you fell down, like falling down from the peak of Mt. Everest down to the pits of hell.

Suho: he was suppose to practice on his crying but you faint from laughing so hard while looking at his face.

Tao: he's practicing his martial arts til the nunchaku his practicing slips off his hand hitting you on the head.

Luhan: Do his serious manly face. Then everything went black.

Sehun: he called you by your name. You faint.

Xiumin: asking permission to change infront of you coz he got so sweaty. You nodded.

Just as he completely took off his shirt, he already saw a body lying on the floor, unconscious with so much blood on the floor scattered, coming out from your nose.

Chanyeol: while practicing his drumming, you sat on his side and mistook you as a drum, hitting you on the head completely hard.

Baekhyun: slammed a chair on your face for touching his eyeliners.

Chen: said he'll do a TRUST FALL on you. Said he'll catch you but he didn't. Laughed at you while you fainted.

Lay: went home & forgets that you're still inside the sauna. Faints from dehydration.

D.O.: changed his hair color to full blonde.

Kai: He just smirked. Then you're heart stops beating.