EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

Exo joins the Hunger Games

President Snow Young-Min: "12 districts, 12 representatives, 12 boys, who will fight. Lemme announce the representatives:

/12 Districts/

District 99, The Abs District - Minseok, Baozi Kid.
District 7, The Goddess District - Luhan, the Deer.
District 00, The Cool City District - Kris, Galaxy.
Disctrict 1, The Rich District - Suho, Ya Sugga Daddy.
District 10, The Lost District - Lay, the last Unicorn.
District 14, The Eyeliner District - Baekhyun, the Flashlight.
District 61, The Happy District - Chanyeol, the Flaming Virus.
District 21, The Troll District - Chen, Troll Clown Dinosaur.
District 12, The Satan's District - Kyungsoo, the son of Satan.
District 68, The Dark District - Tao, the Panda.
District 88, The Paperbag District - Kai, the Simple.
District 94, The Butt District - Sehun, the Poison Senpai.

Who's gonna be the last man standing. May the odds be with you. ..

SNSD, SUJU, SES, REDVELVET, Fx, SHINEE, BOA, TVXQ, AILEE and other SM Rookies or people were the sponsors at the same time part of the audience of the Hunger Games."

/FIGHT TIME/

Xiumin: didn't have the chance to fought, got eliminated as he got exposed the arena, thought to be a kindergarten, as Hunger games doesn't allow kindergartens. if he just show his body before showing up to the arena he could've join.

Luhan: allies with Lay, has the most sponsors, been part of the last 5, fought by using his powers floating around, got eaten by the giant mechanical hello kitty.

Chen: allies no one, fought by making bogey-traps everywhere, got killed by stepping at his own bogey trap. First one to die.

Baekhyun: fought with sharp eyeliners, allies with Kai, got killed by Kyungsoo. Dreadful death.

Suho: fought with money, but jungle animals didn't want his black cards, got eaten.

Tao: one of the last 5 candidates, uses his Wushu to kill others, allies with Suho, got eaten also.

Lay: Luhan's ally, fights with healing skills, been kind and heals everyone. Got killed by Sehun from drinking poisoned bubble tea.

Kyungsoo: the killer-maniac, allies with no-one, kills everyone he see. Part of the last 3 candidates. Got killed by Satansoo his alternate side. Suicidal lad.

Chanyeol: 2nd to have the most sponsors. Allies with Sehun, uses his fire to fight. Got killed by Luhan by tossing him up in the air and slammed his body to the pointed rocks. Dies laughing. Happy death.

Sehun: 3rd to have the most sponsors. Uses his maknae charms to persuade his enemies to spare him. Specialty, leaving Poisoned Bubble tea everywhere. Killed by Baekhyun, stabbed at the back with 14 sharp eyeliners. Last words, "i---mma, party---till---the---sunnndown"

Kai: the chameleon, became part of the last 3, allied with Baekhyun, fought fully naked while using disguise as his weapon. Was about to kill Kyungsoo, but knowing Kyungsoo is the innocent one and Kyungsoo's alter persona, Satansoo, is the killer maniac. Luckily got to faced Kyungsoo, got pity to Kyungsoo & spared him. But as he turned his back, Kyungsoo turned to Satansoo, shoot Kai with his arrows at Kai's back while he cried. Dramatic death ending. Better lovestory than Twilight.

Kris: uses Flight as his weapon, flying around the arena, didn't give a fuck, even calmly walked around, while watching everyone died. Didn't need any sponsors. Didn't even got a single scratch. Won the Hunger Games. "Bitches, I'm the face of Rebellion."