EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

EXO saying Opposite about their selves

Kris: I'm not cool. I hate Galaxy. Im short..

Suho: Im the darkest. And poorest. And . . . fine, the tallest.

Lay: I remember everything. And never gets lost.

Kai: I hate you all. Specially Kyungsoo.

Members: Annnd???

Kai: Fck you all. I'm the fairest..

Members: *applaused*

Chanyeol: Im the most silent, shortest, the most boring and blackhole in playing instruments.

Kyungsoo: You really are boring.

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo-yaaaa~ ♥
/hugs Kyungsoo/

Kyungsoo: Can someone get me a knife.

Kyungsoo: I am not the vocals, i hate black, i have small eyes, and not an actor, I am not serious, and the beagle..

Members: And youre missing something??

Kyungsoo: *death glared*
talk about my height then you'll be sleeping in the morgue.

Members: *turned pale*

Xiumin: I'm not the trend guy, I hate coffee and baozis, i have a chubby body and aint talented..

Members: Awwww ♥

Xiumin: And I'm a kid.
*glared at them*

Tao: I hate guccis, i dont have eyebags,
and I dont know how to wushu.
*glaring the members*
And the fairest skinned.
Fuckyall.

Sehun: I am not hot, i hate to dance, bubble tea is my death, i hate Miranda Kerr
(*whispers* Sorry babe this is just a game...)
*Luhan glared at him from a distance*
What??

Luhan: Well! for me.. I love Sehun! I hate minseok and Exo, I am not Manly..

Members: *booing at the background*

Luhan: WHAT I REALLY AM! And I am not the goddess of the group and I have ugly eyes.
*eyerolls and ignores sehun*

Sehun: why youre acting like that..

Baekhyun: I am the less attractive member... I dont sing, I hate SnSd, I am not a beagle and also hate Eyeliners xD

Chen: one thing, I am the most ugliest of Exo.

Members: Ahhh get outta here.. The games over. Its over. We said to tell the opposite!!

Chen: Well I am saying the opposite..

Tao: But youre stating the obvious.

Chen: shut it charcoal.