EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

When Exo sees you being bullied

Kris: go behind my back, i'm beating up these shitheads.
/ends up getting beaten/

Luhan: (y/n) Dont worry i'll protect you.*manly*
/bullies fell in love with him/

Xiumin: Get away from her! *tore his shirt apart, beautiful body & abs exposed*
/all of you fainted, nosebleeding/

Chen: GET AWAY FROM HER! FIGHT ME! *bullies starting to charge*
Jjjjust kidding. Go on, take her. Adios~
You: CHEN! you retaaaard!

Lay: /stares at you/
You: arent you gonna save me!?
Lay: huh.. i thought youre just playing.

Tao: /intensely Wushus everyone, including you/
You: taoo..whhhy *die*

Suho: /called the POLICE,FBI, CIA, ARMIES, MARINES, & NAVY got them surrounded/
I'M gonna save you, (y/n) i'm here.
You: ehhh?? =_=)

Chanyeol: HEY! Who told you to touch her?
/raps intensely with his big voice, bullies' eardrums exploded/

D.O.: get behind me..
/spawning creatures of darkness as he stomp on the ground, dark creatures coming out anywhere/

Kai: /takes off his shirt as he's ready to fight/
/bullies fainted/
Wh--what? I HAVENT SAID ANYTHING YET!!

Baekhyun: Hey you, yeah you!! DO YOU WANNA D---
Bullies: WHAT!?
Baekhyun:  . do. . do you wanna makeover? c'mon let's go and play~
You: for the love of---!!

Sehun: HEY! DONT TOUCH HER!!--Touch me instead.
Bullies: ok~♥
You,Luhan,Exo: OH SEHUN!!!!
Sehun: yehet~