EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

Why is EXO still single?

Kris: You're too cold to notice somebody's loving you.

Luhan: YOU'RE!!!! TOO!!!!! DAMN!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Xiumin: Your abs is causing too much attention! PLEASE COVER IT! Your face also! PLEASE JUST WRAP YOURSELF!

Chen: I don't know if you'll be serious, Chen. Stop being so SARCASTIC!

Tao: EVEN IF I SELL MY SOUL, I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY YOU YOUR NEEDS! T^T

Lay: FOR THE LAST TIME! MY NAME IS ________, LAY! You know what? Whatever... I'm leaving.

Suho: Your standards are higher than your money.. OGW~

Kai: Damn. I can't fight Kaisoo.

Kyungsoo: Unless I'm Kai. Or Nachos. KYUNGSOO! PLEASE STOP BEING SO NUMB!

Chanyeol: I'm not Dara. Nor Baekhyun. Nor your guitar. I'm just a potato.

Baekhyun: I'm not Chanyeol. *running away sobbing*

Sehun: Start seeing people instead ignoring them, ohorat? Dont wait that imma be punching your throat.