EXONARIOS: Enjoy the Mayo [OPEN for REQUESTS]

Exo as your classmates

YOU: /came alone early, didnt wanna be late, sat in the back seat/

Kris: /a very tall cool city guy look, his hands in his pocket while his other holding the strap of his bag. looks snob/
You: Good morning..
Kris: /give you snobbish glare/
You: . . .

Luhan: /came in like flower petals were raining in your room very pretty/
You: hi miss i'm (y/n), you are??
Lu: Miss? i'm totally manly. I'm Luhan. Nice to meet you.
You: (⊙o⊙)？ur a girl?

Xiumin: /walks in/
You: ahh.. the preschools are in th--
Xiumin: preschoolers? miss, i have a complete 6 pack abs and ate 176235 baozis before you were even born you calling me preschool?
You: . . . ermm u got ABS? ≧﹏≦

Lay: /peaked his head inside the roon and leaned back again reading the classroom name, scratching his head/
You: You lost?
Lay: ahh.. yeah. im not sure if this is the room im enlisted to.
You: ahh yeah. this is the one.
Lay: Thank you. /gets inside/
You: so polite.. ⊙▽⊙

Suho: /gets in the class with a few bodyguards surrounding him/
Leave me.
/bodyguards starting to disappear/
You: hi i'm (y/n)---
Suho: whatever.. here take my money and leave.. /threw money at your face/
You: ($-----$)

Chanyeol: /took selfy before going inside class, captioned "#FirstDaySchool #student", post at IG/
You: /smiled/
Chanyeol: /grinned showing all his teeth/ Annyeong!
You: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴sweet mother of oreos...them teeth!!

Tao: /came in with a fur jacket gucci labeled bag pants accessories, ecerything/ It's Gucci. Dad bought me. You jealous??
You: Dude? have been up all night, last night.. (º_º)
Suho: PSSHH.. I could even by that company rather than buying their items.
Tao: YOU BUNCH OF MEANIES!! DADDDYYYY!! /Runs away/

Kai: /bumped by Tao as he goes inside/ /sleepy eyes, sexily walk with a messy hair not fully buttoned shirt exposing his chest and collar bone/
What are you lookin at?
You: *nosebleeding while SMH*

Baekhyun: /busily putting his eyeliner while going inside/ AAHH GREAT. Im just done putting at my left eye now my eyeliner's out . what is this, somekind of F(X)'S RED LIGHT CONCEPT?! *ranting in korean*
You: here!! i brought myself an eyeliner. I'll let you borrow :)
Baek: oh em gee.. we are soooo going to be bestfriendssss!! /sits beside you/

Kyungsoo: /silently enters the room with darkness surrounding him, seats at the darkest and farthest seat at the back, nobody wouldn't dare to come closer/ *sharpening his knife*
You: why----are---you---so---sc--ary?
Kyungsoo: (face changed to cute child like innocent face) Hmm? oh did I? Im sorry. im just preparing myself for the cooking class later. Meet knifey, my most favorite utensil.
You: 〒▽〒thank god.

Sehun: /came in with sparkling aura, too bright to be stared at, Senpai/
You: hi i'm (y/n)--
Sehun: shawty imma party till the sun down~
You: you gonna party till the what?
(′・ω・')

Suddenly your teacher came..you all freaked out and ran back to your seats.

Teacher: Good morning everyone I am your teacher Mr.----

Real Teacher: /leaning at the door who just came in/
Mr. Kim go back to your seat or imma expelled your ass to North Korea.

Chen:/going back to his seat/
HAHAHA IF YOU COULD JUST SEE YOUR FACES!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Everyone: ( ੭ु' ･∀ ･') ु who wanna kill him first?

Chen: /became public enemy for the first day/

Chen: //

Teacher: Good morning