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Chapter 96: Bloopers Part 2

(As requested, this is Part 2 of Bloopers. I honestly think this is my favorite one shot I've written so far. Besides chapter 87.)

Anyway on with the story!
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Peter walked into the tower and immediately stormed down the hall, he got to his room and slammed his door. Happy stood near the elevator, as Tony looked from the hall and back at him confused.

"What's with the kid?" He asked.

Happy shrugged, "I don't know, he was telling me about his day on the way here and at some point his rambling just stopped."

"Well that never happens, walk me through the conversation."

Happy nodded, "Ok, he got an A on his math test, they had burgers in the cafeteria at lunch. There was something about that new Star Wars show he's obsessed with. The one with the ugly green baby."

(It's funny how Jon Favreau is one of the executive producers of the Mandalorian and is bashing the child.)

Tony stilled, "Wait. Did you actually call Baby Yoda ugly?"

"Yeah... why?"

"You've made a grave mistake, Hogan. I'll go talk to him, but prepare for the silent treatment for at least a week..." Tony said, shaking his head as he rushed down the hall.
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Peter was excited today was Friday, which meant it was annual movie night at the compound, and it was his turn to pick. So as everyone was sat in the living room Peter had a thought.

"Mr. Stark!! Mr. Stark!! Can we watch Star Wars?" He asked.

Tony smiled, "Of course kiddo."

Clint made a noise of dislike, "But when Peter was sick we watched these movies for a week-"

Tony held a repulser to Clint's mouth, "Shh. My kid wants to watch Star Wars, case closed."

Mia exclaimed, "Hold up- whenever I pick Stranger Things you always say I have to pick something different! I'm calling hacks on that, Mr. Stark."

"That's because Peter is his favorite." Steve said.

"Mr. Stark, Mia shall be your favorite too! Not just me." Peter said.

"This is exactly why Peter is my favorite besides Nat!" Mia said.

"How did you get in here?!" Clint exclaimed.

Mia took a handful of popcorn, "I have my ways Mr. Barton."

"I let her inside." Peter said.
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Peter walked into the kitchen and looked through the snack cabinet, when Tony was drinking a cup of coffee. "I want Chex mix without the Chex, I don't like the Chex." He said.

Tony looked at the teen with confusion, "But it's Chex mix..." He said.

"CHEX MIX WITHOUT THE CHEX." Peter shouted.
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Peter sat on the couch reading a comic book with Tony day beside him scrolling through his phone. For some reason Peter blurted out, "I don't need food."

Tony, an exasperated dad, "Yes you do kid."

"Hmm, do I tho?" Peter asked.

Tony at this point put down his phone and went to the kitchen, "Underoos, yes, child, you are already a stick. So don't become a piece of string."

"Ohhh, that sounds fun!"

Tony grabbed a water spray bottle and walked over to Peter, he sprayed Peter with the water, "Do as I say not as I do and eat child."

"👁👄👁." <Peter's face)
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Tony was sick and acting very delusional, so as he laid ill in his bed Peter was taking care of him. Making sure he didn't well... not function.

"Hold your horses, Pete. Hold them tight. Cherish them." He slurred.

"What?" Peter asked.

"I don't know. I haven't eaten today."

Peter mentally facepalmed, "Mr. Stark you ate two hours ago."

"Oh how the tables have turned." Mia said.

Peter turned towards his friend, "What are you referring to Mia?"

"Remember when you kept asking if you needed food and Mr. Stark said yes? But in the end you got sprayed with a water bottle." Mia explained.

"Oh yeah I remember." Peter replied.

"That's why I said: "Oh how the tables have turned,"

"Hello, I'm over here dying." Mr Stark said.

"Mr. Stark, you only have a cold." Peter said.
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The End of Chapter 96