Kotlc moments, but it's google translate.

I wanted to use death products my whole life.

"I like the good news. The doctor is worried. But what good? I think I'm angry and dizzy. Third time?"Alan pressed it. - This is the number four. We take caffeine and try to make it cry.

Have you been hospitalized for 4 days?

Like a movie for some reason.

When I met my mother years later, she became my soul.

....... "when I met my mother years later, she became my soul".... This is Keefe thinking this... What? Also this is like the trillionth time Keefe was turned into 'caffeine' or 'coffee'. Also just how did Elwin became Alan.. idk it's actually pretty good normally the name would turned into something like 'spam', or something random like that. And I'm just going to completely ignore the title of this chapter. Here is the original version:

"I appreciate the pep talk, Dr Worries-Too-Much. But really, I'm fine. I mean, yeah, I'm a little queasy, and I have a slight headache - but wouldn't you, if you hadn't eaten in two days? Or has it been three?" Elwin sighed. "Actually, it's probably closer to four at this point." "Okay, four," Keefe corrected, trying hard not to wince. But almost four days unconscious in the Healing Center? That was a Foster-Level of almost dying! He'd have to make sure he returned the favor the next time he saw Mom of the Year.