Kotlc moments, but it's google translate.

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While the education is simple, Sufi actors are in bed, Sandora, Bo and Tarin have a lot of controversy to watch the game.

Original: Extensive debate followed over which bodyguard should teach, and what exactly the lessons would be—and Sophie decided to stay out of it, content to sit on the couch and watch Sandor, Bo, and Tarina wave weapons around, trying to outdo each other.

He says he doesn't laugh at Fiz and Tarin » 

Original: If I fall in," she told Fitz and Tarina, "you're not allowed to laugh." "I would never," Fitz assured her. "I'll even give you my cape to dry off."

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Original: That was when she realized she was wearing one of his tunics, with the right sleeve chopped off to accommodate her bandage. The blue fabric was decorated with eurypterids, but Sophie was far less disturbed by the idea of wearing sea scorpions than she was by the thought that someone had to have changed her into it, and she decided she didn't want to know the who or when or where or how.

D-Fox's dinner is for kids.

Original: It's going to be a Foxfire slumber party!

Again and again (A/N why did I start singing Side to Side by Ariana Grande when I read this?- like they have nothing to do with each other-. I haven't listen to that song in years..)

Original: ANYtime

Alvin took a few debts and said, "Sit in this chair or lie down. Tell me, I think it's fun."

Original  It was either that or strap him down to one of the cots so he'd stop all the frantic pacing," Elwin explained, adjusting her pillow to prop her head up a little more. "I would've voted for that," Tam noted. Sophie sighed. Tam and Keefe had been feuding since the moment they'd met—even though they were so similar it was kind of hilarious.

Alexander ignored me. The queen called and threatened to take her home, but Grizzly said that if she was released, she would cover her body with several weapons. " (A/N that kind of sounds like it could be be in some sort of fantasy book)

Original: Sandor's even less happy about it than I am. He threatened to call their queen and ask her to order them back to Gildingham, but Grizel said if he did that, she'd cover all of his weapons in Ro's flesh-eating bacteria

Lucia, who is still alive, left a very important place at the forest, entered the room and threw it into a tree.

Original: The image Luzia (A/N wait.. who's Luzia-) had shown her of the tower had left out the rather key detail that it rested on the edge of a lush forest, and their momentum as they exited the void sent them toppling into the trees

I keep thinking Tarin's name is Train-

And know I've started thinking about Thomas the Train-

Also "Sufi actors are in bed"

Bestie, google translate, what the actual fuck?

This is Kotlc, a book meant for 8-12 not a something else slse that I'm not going to say.

Ahh yess school, college, how easy and simple.

I-

Lucia (cool name by the way)-

Throw a whole damn place into a tree-

The talent and strength y'all 👏👏👏

What is D-fox? 

Do I really want to know?

(Well I looked up D-fox and a guy named De'Aaron Martez Fox (another cool name) popped up. According to Wikipedia De'Aaron Martez Fox is ( I accidentally only copied the guys names instead of part of the Wikipedia article so it just said "According to Wikipedia De'Aaron Martez Fox is  De'Aaron Martez Fox- 😭): De'Aaron Martez Fox is an American professional basketball player for the Sacramento Kings of the National Basketball Association. He played college basketball for the Kentucky Wildcats before being selected 5th overall by the Kings in the 2017 NBA draft.

If you lied down in a chair wouldn't it be pretty painful, all of your limbs would be flailing about if you were on your stomach or back and if you were in your face or legs that would hurt even more..

The things that google translate people go through *wipes tear*

Holy crap this is 709 words-