Kotlc moments, but it's google translate.

i am one of those beautiful men

Balladi Bo and Ro. 

Original: The Ballad of Bo and Ro Forever protection.

 "Don't you have anything to say, Master Hankercher?" In the end, Keefe Fitzful told five different jokes. But he didn't answer, even when Roek told him to call him "Lord Funkher." 

Original: Ro elbowed Keefe. "Nothing you want to say about this, Lord Hunkyhair?" Any other time, Keefe would've already made five different Fitzphie jokes. But he didn't respond—even when Ro told him she was going to start calling him "Lord Funkyhair."

 "All good children sleep a lot of animals," Alvin said. 

Original: "All the cool kids sleep with stuffed animals," Elwin told her 

The line shortened her hair: "Listen to my fingers, listen to all the microbiological information, listen to so much more!" I'm not angry. "

 Original: Ro rumpled his hair. "Listen to my little elf boy, sounding all knowledgeable about microbiology and stuff! I've never been so proud."

 "So you have two options," he said. "Don't tell me I can choose where Foster Funk came from, I have a good idea." "Me too," she said. 

Original: "Okay, so you have two choices," he told her. "You can tell me what brought on the Foster Funk. Or I can guess—and I have some pretty interesting theories." "So do I," Ro added, snatching the box of Prattles away from Keefe and pouring half the candy into her mouth at once. "Three seconds to decide," Keefe warned. "Then it's guessing time!" "It's not a big deal," Sophie told him over the sound of Ro's crunching." 

"?" . Go, go, go, go, go, go | (A/N I'm trying so hard to not reference Kpop right now) 

Original: "Really?" Keefe asked. "Seems to me like they got to see you guys unleash something you didn't understand, then cower under a force field for a bit and finally flee without even recovering the body of your fallen friend. I'm sure everyone was super impressed." 

Wtf is hankercher? 

Is it Handkerchief + archery? 

A cloth arrow? 

Or a archer made of cloth? Wouldn't that be useless- 

What does "sleep a lot of animals" mean? 

Sleep with animals? 

That seems like a sure way to die if they're something wild and unfriendly.

 Make animals go to sleep? Throw tranquilizers at them like in Jurassic Park?

 Also poor Fitz, he's being called Fitzful and Lord Funkher (no comment). 

How can fingers and microbes talk? Explain Ro explain. (Also Ro is fucking amazing I love her so damn much she's the best.)

 I'm not angry is what I say to myself whenever I'm talking to my brother. It almost always makes you seem even angrier then you are. 

Also Alvin was mentioned again. 

Who the fuck is Alvin? 

I'm still imagining him as Alvin the chipmunk with cat glasses and somehow I don't think that's the right description. 

These are the mysteries of life, children.