Kotlc moments, but it's google translate.

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Original: Having a family crest meant a lot to a girl who'd been adopted.

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Original: Maybe this was what growing up meant--tackling the huge challenges, whether you were ready for them or not. And trusting that you'd figure out a way to get through it.

E! '' '' '' '' '' '' '

Original: "Eh, let's drink this stuff that'll almost kill us and see what happens to our baby!' And then it didn't work, so she was like... 'I know! Let's make a Shade do some stupid trick when my son's already way past manifesting age and see if that fixes it!' And then her Shade died, so she was like, 'No worries, I'll kidnap this surly guy with ugly bangs and make him take over!"

I don't know how to talk to a teacher who knows how to talk - get used to it, it's a lot of fun. They can find a way to fix it. Revelation

Original: Then again, she also wasn't sure how having Councillors who were a Vociferator, a Conjurer, and an Empath was going to do her group a whole lot of good—and she really wished she could think of an unsuspicious way to trade Councillor Lyingcurls to the other group.

Dante G. Dew Russia KUWTK Oman Loro Amon Kaiser, Akongart Babish Anna, Lugart Sambaian North Sadlong President of two universities Ingur Ome, Arslan, Eduard Alpas Banjul Ursitika

Original: No offense to the Black Swan. The name they chose for you is not without its significance. But we think it's high time for people to see you as more than an experiment. More than a survivor. More than a girl left to fend for herself in a world where she didn't truly belong. (A/N why is this giving me hunger games Mockingjay vibes..) You're a leader now, Miss Foster. Not a defenseless little bird. (A/N not giving those vibes any more- also swans kill and hurt people so like.. defenseless? Really?)And you're part of a team, not struggling alone. So we wanted you to show our world—and your enemies—that you rule your pack, and have the claws and teeth to take anyone on.

Esophagitis - edoxapigatolixaracoma. Basic script genesis, cryogenesis and cytogenesis of cango:

Original: Keefe gave her another reassuring shoulder pat—but when she flung the pillow aside and buried her face in her hands, she heard him growl something that sounded like "screw it." Then his arms wrapped around her and she sank into the hug, not realizing she was crying until she felt her tears soak into his tunic.

- It's true.

Original: "Don't feel bad, Fitzy—you're not the only one who didn't make the cut," Keefe told him. "In fact, I'm kinda thinking you, me, and Linh should start our own team—Team We're-Having-More-Fun-Than-You-Are! Instead of crowns, we can wear tunics that say 'You Wish You Were This Hot.' And all of our mascots will be gulons. You with me (A/N this needs to happen)

Wow google translates doing step by step instructions now

Also here are some daily definitions for y'all, just when you thought you couldn't learn anything from this nonsensical fanfic: 

Esophagitis: Inflammation that damages the tube running from the throat to the stomach (esophagus).

Cryogenesis: The combination of thermophysical, physiochemical, physiomechanical processes occurring in freezing and thawing earth materials. ( does anyone understand this or am I just dumb-)

Cytogenesis: the formation and development of cells.

Arslan: Arslan is a Turkish "musculain" given name or surname, mainly used from southeast Europe and the Mediterranean to Siberia, Mongolia, Pakistan, and Western China. It translates to lion. 

As soon as I read "E!" I imagined a middle school or high school girls scream for some sort of terrible drama.

I'm so glad they found a solution to talking to teachers that actually know how to talk.

What a revelation 

Out of all things in the world, they speant there time and money on that?

To quote this lady from a hotel in Reno "This generation is going to hell in a hand basket."

Also why did they ranomdly mention KUWTK- 😭

 Just why- 😂😭😭