Kotlc moments, but it's google translate.

Years later, the man killed by this evil thief is sick today.

For those who like to commit crimes?

Original: Okay, so who wants to climb down the scary pit of doom fist?

Aquarius is not a child. Csukobek

Original: Yeah, never mind, that is definitely vomit worthy, Foster. Panic away.

Do you believe in beautiful hair? If you can't read the book correctly, don't despair and buy yourself a good pillow.

Original: " 'I never should've agreed to help such a loser—even if he has awesome hair?' " "Not even close. Okay, fine, the hair part is kinda true."

Kiva Pua-Uo; Shame on you for helping. But he made a big mistake last year. Today, the animals are huge.

Original: Keefe pulled Biana behind him. "Yo guys, I hate to break it to you, but giant bugs are so last year. All the cool villains are threatening with ogres now."

The right to deny. There is no need to resort to violence as a last resort. Check for dry matter such as hydrocarbons.

Original: Psh, you should at least go for five. But don't waste your last slot on empathy. Go for something cool, like Hydrokinetic.

So we learned that if your zodiac sign is Aquarius you have never been a child (I didn't make the rules).. and that your first resort should be violence.. as well as that Kiva Pua-Uo last year enlarged animals which caused something  terrible to happen.. and that if you can't read you should go buy a pillow.

Such useful info that I can use in my every day life when out and about.