This is basically my favorite moments from Kotlc by Shannon Messenger (includes all books). But it's translated into as many different languages as I want, then back to English. Credit to @LuckyFoster221B on wattpad who inspired me to do this. Also...
"I saw Isaac Rerald holding him," he said, walking over the fence and raising his hand in front of Nev.
Original:And I see Fitzy's still snoozing," Keefe noted, moving to his best friend's side and waving a hand in front of his face. "Since he's also cuddling with his sparkly dragon buddy and looking all rosy cheeked and peaceful, I'm guessing we don't need to be worried about that?
"Yes I want it." I tell you, I will not leave you, I will not leave you. I have come to you, says the Lord GOD. "I don't know, I don't know ..." He didn't know what he was doing. "
Original: "Hang on," Keefe interrupted, turning to Alvar. "You seriously allowed them to erase your memories, torture you, drug you, abandon you, almost kill you—and let you rot for months in a miserable prison cell—all in hopes that the Council would move you back to Everglen so you could . . . open a gate?" "It was not about the task," Vespera answered for Alvar. "It was about proving his value." "By opening a gate," Keefe insisted. "That's . . . the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life."
Check the Thursday newspaper. Ara. -. That is what you say. , ;;
Original: it's not supposed to be comfortable. It's supposed to remind you that we're tracking every single thing you do. I wouldn't recommend trying to take it off, either. It'll shock you if it senses you tampering with the latch—and I don't mean a little sting. You'll need a physician to treat the burns with a gross balm made out of yeti pee. And if you try to leave Everglen any way besides leaping, I've programmed it to zap you harder than a melder.
to see (A/N I just randomly started thinking about blind people and I feel bad for them. So many people around you seeing sights while you can't. At least we've evolved as a society and now are more inclusive of people that are blind, deaf or have to use a wheel chair (I know there's a word for that but I've managed to forget it, unsurprisingly. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if I had memory loss.) so we have things like Braille and wheel chairs to help them.
Original: (lost in transmit, translate probably just duplicate a quote or put a space in between part of a quote which is why this exist since I only translated 7 quotes not 8.)
"I remember! You will not be impressed. She is not angry enough. She turns her neck more than I expected. I know I am beautiful when my heart is not moving and I am not talking."
Original: he'd chosen to camouflage them with crush cuffs, and it had led to the most awkward conversation in the history of the world."
Lesia looked down her throat. - Do not waste time on the phone (A/N could not sound more like a parent talking to their teenager if she tried.). If you are not here for a new product just for you! When we talk about the birth of a child, it no longer exists.
Original: "FORGET IT! I'm not—oh. Wow. Okay, it's not good to get angry." He curled up again, hugging Mr. Snuggles as tightly as he could. He would've looked adorable if his features weren't twisted and sweaty."
I can 't do that (A/N the polar opposite of "I can't stop me by Twice.")
Original: Fitz cleared his throat. "I . . . wouldn't call that ruined." He didn't say what he would call it, though, and it made her wish her Polyglot ability worked for translating Cute Boy so she could figure out if that was supposed to be a compliment (A/N this chic's really oblivious)
"Lol" " (A/N how interesting... lol)
Original: "Whoa, back it up there," Ro jumped in. "Did you just say that Sophie and the pretty boy are staying here for a week? Together?" (A/N Ro, your are always correct and amazing.)
Just as I thought that the second quote was high-key adorable and cute about some lucky love bird couple of the century with all the "I will not leave you", it said "Says the LORD (in case you forgot we had to capitalize it) god."
How short is this fence in the first quote that a mer lanky teenager can walk over it? Is it like 2 feet tall or shorter? What would even be the point of that fence, even smaller creatures like mice would be able to probably get over...
Why the hell is the girl in quote 5 an owl-
And the poor human beans who perspective it is-
"I know I am beautiful when my heart is not moving and I am not talking."
Ok but that's actually pretty unfortunate and sad damn-
Google translate spies edition:
Get information ...!
*gasp*
Omg their a genius!
*cue the photo clicking*
Anyway I really want to try to use this gif but it probably won't work, goodbyeee
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