Kotlc moments, but it's google translate.

Don't be afraid if you don't know

After all, soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer, and so on? He was shocked to see Alexander's face and his attitude changed. 

Original: That realization helped her focus past the bile (A/N I thought that said Bible for a second-)  coating her tongue, picking up a sweet, familiar flavor. "YOU RIGGED IT WITH LUSHBERRY JUICE?" she shouted as her vision cleared enough to note the look on Sandor's face 

He said the council had been called this morning. 

Original: When the Council said "first thing in the morning"—they meant it.

 You see him better than putting medicine on Alvin's feet. The house is 30 blocks away, but Sofia's house is ready. 

Original: He looked even grumpier when Elwin set a tray of medicine in his lap. It had to have at least thirty elixirs on it. Sophie was all set to tease him, until Elwin brought over her tray, and it probably had forty.

English translation:  (A/N Translations inside of translations inside of translations)

Original: He didn't say what he would call it, though, and it made her wish her Polyglot ability worked for translating Cute Boy so she could figure out if that was supposed to be a compliment.

Have you shared this secret with Fitzfield and his best team? "Move..." "Praise, get up." This is the greatest joy of my life. " 

Original: when he can have a secret Fitzphie convo with his cute little Cognate?" "Keefe—" "Relax, I'm just giving you a hard time. It's my greatest joy in life. (A/N Keefe is such a good character)

said the donkey. "Okay, are you okay? Thank you. Took the knife......"

 Original: Keefe whistled, tearing his hands through his hair. "Wow, so that's how it's going to be now, huh? I mean, I appreciate you skipping the whole goodbye-smoochy-smoochy thing, but—" "Ugh, we don't do that yet," Sophie corrected—and then instantly regretted it. Keefe raised one eyebrow. "Does that mean—"

 "It is easy," said Fike. "I was dreaming last night with Sofia." "I..." "Arched," said Cape.

 Original: "Easy," Fitz said. "I stayed up all night, monitoring Sophie's dreams." "Yeah . . . that doesn't sound creepy at all," Keefe told him." (A/N really doesn't, 100% totally doesn't.)

Actually decent inspirational quotes with google translate:

 "Don't be afraid if you don't know"

I think that's the first sensible thing that has come out of google translate.

 "I..."  Was exactly my reaction to what Fitz said.

Like, first of all how do you have dreams with someone and second, doesn't that sound creepy?

Also why does the donkey in the second to last quote need a knife? 

Should I be concerned for my well being?

I just realized the donkey can talk and presumably  knows how to use a knife 

Again, I should I be concerned?

Oh I just need to walk 30 blocks, a casual 1.5 miles.

Ok, it's not that far but like I bet this person has some other mode of transport, like a bike or a car. So why walk? Expect if you wanted exercise but then why?

Also what happen to Alvins feet?

Did his fur burn of because if so thar's unfortunate 

I couldn't tell if google translate liked soccer. I mean it's not like there mentioning it.