Kotlc moments, but it's google translate.

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When my dad saw with his claws that he was carrying all kinds of valuable things through the air, he was amazed. If you are, can I be with you?

Original: and my dad is going to freak when he finds out you're going to sprinkle ogre spores all over his precious stuff. Can I please be there when you do it?

But that's what Sylvain told him. Sophia's house would be great if Pegasus understood this show.

Original: "BUSY! Silveny told her. BUSY! BUSY! Somehow Sophie doubted that a sparkly flying horse had all that hectic of a schedule."

 Know more about this result. Sti P P P P P P - I want to know how you look at this place. Gach seer reserve ", kashak," said the funnel. lacuna (break). s 

 Original: Even Ro had no complaints, despite the definite presence of sparkles. She sprawled out on one of the chairs and worked her way through an entire tray of ripplefluffs. "Do I want to know how you found this place?" Sophie wondered as she finished off her third butterblast. "Of course you do," Keefe told her. "But I never reveal my secrets." (A/N as I said in the title that has now been translated to nonsense, Ro and sparkles should be in a enemies to lovers ff. Someone  get on that now-   Why do I low-key want to write that now-)

But he also knew that Grady Cave would announce the sale again.

Original: But she had a feeling Grady would be going back to calling Keefe That Boy

 "If you are there, the difference is patience."

 Original: "If you'd been there, the only thing that'd be different right now is that Elwin would have another patient." "And there's no guarantee I would've saved you," Tam added with a smirk.

Sophie changes her personality to be someone who likes or travels from a good mountain to another city.

 Original: Sophie would've traded all of her abilities to be a Vanisher right then—or for a nice tall cliff to jump off and teleport away.

"Good! Snickerdoodles" "If you want to remove!

Original: "Oh! It's like a snickerdoodle." "Okay, I don't know what a snickerdoodle is or why anyone would want to eat something called that," Ro said, hooking her arm around Elwin's elbow and hauling him toward the door, "but she took her medicine and your three seconds are up. So out with you! My boy needs a good, long talking-to."

First of all,

Snickerdoodles are delicious, just wanted to say that.

And why the heck does this person's dad have claws?

Are they a wild animal?

Or perhaps Wolverine?

I can just imagine them patting their child's back and accidentally stabbing them.

Also why is this person's dad so amazed that they can carry's stuff?-

Like sure you have claws but if your so amazed by that you need to get out more-

(Not that I'm (that autocorrected to Kim. Help me.) really the one to talk since I was absolutely amazed by a pastry brush. On my behalf I do have to say it was kind of cool, you could disassemble and assemble it so you could put it in the dishwasher)

*BREAKING NEWS*

Grady, umm...., Grady has abandoned his role as a guardian for our favorite and also least favorite, Sophie Foster and is in now the first cave to be auctioneer.

Can I get a round of applause y'all?

Also our dear Sophie has now find a way to completely alter your own personality

All you need to do is completely rewrite your DNA.

Isn't that fun. (I'm reading this like one of those super enthusiastically announcers right now)

And remember all of you fantasy children book characters that are on a important, world saving quest,

 "If you are there, the difference is patience." *ominous silence*

(Back to over enthusiastic announcer voice) ANYWAY Y'ALL IT'S TIME FOR THE WEATHER-

(Idk if this was funny or strange but I wrote it. And it!s on the internet, may I regret that? Yes. Hopefully not though.)