Kotlc moments, but it's google translate.

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Talk about big dogs ... don't be afraid of big ones!

Original: Please tell me you're going to make them wear glittery armor that says Fearsome Foster Five!

He took off his shirt and Gray said, "A lot of people don't believe it, but I guess we know love because there are real consequences." I think there.

Original: Ordinarily, I'd be skeptical," he said, smoothing the edges of his simple gray cloak. "But you've always had a gift for making the impossible possible, so I guess we'll find out—assuming you're still up for it."

"This thing?" Sophie then went to the bathroom and asked if she could see the coffee leaking. -Why do you want this? - It's not okay

Original: "What?" Sophie asked, wiping under her lashes when she noticed Keefe staring. "Did I smudge it?" "No, Foster. You look . . . perfect."

, You! ,⁇ ,,,,,,,,,,,, no.

Original: Keefe tried to break the tension, pumping his fist and shouting, "LORD HUNKYHAIR LIVES! Say it now, Ro. Say it!" Ro said it, all right. Along with several ogre words that weren't very nice.

. "Because Fitz." "Winter whispered." Sophie: "You're a prostitute." Illness in a row. . .

Original: "I'll let that go," Ro told him, "if you tell me what it was like in my father's head." Fitz let out a relieved breath. "Fluffy." "Like sinking into a giant marshmallow covered in feathers," Sophie agreed. Ro choked on her laugh. "Okay, I need to figure out how to blackmail him with that."

Ah, John Chang John Gerlerinatoi Coffee Ashvastanennam Homi Bali Chi. How fast, how fast? "

Original: "Oh joy, it's going to be a long night of sulky-boy angst," Ro groaned as she shoved Keefe aside and stomped into the room. "Quick, who wants to trade jobs with me?"

"Oh !! Any en no, field?" "?" Bujappira. It's a good job and it should end here. It's a good job and it should end here. "

Original: He clapped his hands. "Perfect! It's a girl and a boy, right? So how about Keeferina and the Keefster?" "Keeferina?" Sophie had to ask. Even Silveny looked like she was wincing. "Or Keefette. Or Keefelle. Or Keefiana. Honestly, I thought you'd fight me harder on the Keefster."

Why is there coffee in the bathroom and why is it leaking? Do elves make coffee in bathrooms for some reason?

"He took off his shirt and Gray said, "A lot of people don't believe it, but I guess we know love because there are real consequences."" sounds like something from a ff on wattpad

I know people are afraid of dogs (I've meet people that are) but I've never meet someone who can't even have the mentioned. Do y'all know anyone like that just wondering?

How does a job end in a certain place? Do you just scream at the sky "I'M FUCKING RESIGNING" and hope your boss hear's you?

But,

How fast?

Also this book used to be in between number 1 and 5 on 5r google translate tag and now it's 374-

Hooray for me 

I knew this week I had terrible luck