∿haikyuu!! oneshots∿

♡ kagehina - who's baby ♡

its pretty short but i thought it was funny :)

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"Bokuto! Hinata is my baby, you may not have him!"

"Actually, he's my baby!"

"No he is not! He's mine!"

"Hinata, come here!"

"Yeah, what is it, Suga-san?"

"Who's baby are you?"

"Uh- my mom's?"

"Other than your mother."

"Ka-"

"See! He said Karasuno, so he's my baby!"

"You didn't let him finish!"

"So? He said 'Ka', isn't that obviously Karasuno?!"

"Um, good point. But he's still my baby!"

"No! You can have Tsukishima!"

"We want Tsukki and Shoyo!"

"NO!"

So Hinata just sat there next to Daichi and Akaashi, watching Sugawara and Bokuto argue. Until Iwaizumi and Oikawa entered, where they came and sat on the other side of him, also watching the two.

"Yahoo~ Whatcha talking about?"

"Hey Oikawa! I'm just trying to tell Bokuto here that Hinata is my baby."

"He's totally not! He's my baby!" 

"Actually I'm Ka-" 

"I beg to differ! Sho-chan is ours, right, Iwa-chan?"

"Huh? Sure, whatever."

"See!"

"He doesn't even know what we're talking about!"

"No, I really don't."

"They're trying to take my baby! My baby!"

"Oh."

Iwaizumi was pretty uninterested, and decided instead to engage in small talk with Fukurodani's setter and Karasuno's captain. Until Nekoma's van pulled up, and out leaped Kuroo and Kenma.

"Shoyo!"

"Kenma, hey!"

"Hi, Shoyo. What are they arguing about now?"

"They are trying to fight over who I belong to."

"Oh, obviously Nekoma."

"What."

So now that Kenma and Kuroo joined, Hinata was just sitting there, not understanding why the heck everyone thought he belonged to them, I mean, the answer is obvious, it's clearly Ka-

"HINATA IS MY BABY! DAICHI, HAND ME MY KNIFE."

"No, Koushi, it's not knife time."

"YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT! THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY HINATA!"

"But they can't. Hinata's obviously Ka-"

"KARASUNO'S! I KNOW!"

"No-"

"NO WAY! HE'S MY AND AGAAASHI'S!"

"No, he isn't Bokuto-san."

"AGAASHI!"

"HINATA IS MY BABY!"

"NO, SHOYO IS MY BABY!"

"NO SIR, SHO-CAN IS MINE!"

"I want Shoyo please. He's fun to play video games with."

"Actually..."

Everyone's heads turned to meet the newest person in the room, the one and only Kageyama Tobio.

"He's my baby."

"Kageyama! Hey! I was trying to tell them that but-"

"Oh."

"Oh."

"Oh."

"Oh,"

"Hi, Kageyama-kun. Can I take Shoyo tomorrow?"

"Sure, Kenma-san, as long as I can tag along too."

"Okay."

"Well, I guess that solves it. We can't really take Shoyo away from his boyfriend."

"Yeah."

"Okay, fine! He's Kageyama's but he's still my child!"

"No, he's ours!"

"Anyway, Shoyo, did you want to go get ice cream with me? We can invited Kenma too if you want!"

"Sure, Tobio!"

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hey alexa, play kk birthday 

um so yeah, im older now :)