EX Chapter #22 Whose Are Bigger?

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No one's POV

Currently Nhazul was with Kirito and Yui within an Inn, waiting for the others. As they all sat at the counter, Yui would speak up.

Yui: Daddy? Uncle?

Nhazul: Hmm?

Kirito: What is it, Yui?

Yui: What's Klein doing?

Nhazul/Kirito: Huh?

Klein: Hmm....

Both Nhazul and Kirito would look over at Klein, who was also in the Inn, staring off at the distance, confusing them.

Nhazul: Klein?

Klein quickly noticed them and quickly turned around with a smile on his face.

Klein: Oh, Kirito, Nhazul. Great timing. Check out the watermelons on that girl! The look so plump and squishy! DANN! I think I'm in love...

Nhazul and Kirito looked over again and saw that Klein was staring at a female player with very large boobs, making them both just sigh.

Nhazul: ...-_-... Here we go again...

Kirito: So that's what he was looking at...

Klein: Hey, both of you lay off the judgmental tones, you two.  I'm not hurting anyone. Besides, this way I get to enjoy myself and still walk away scot free from that merciless buzz kill of a Harassment Code they have here.

Nhazul: Come on, Klein. That's enou-

Before Nhazul can finish his sentence, Yui cut him off.

Yui: Klein, do you enjoy looking at women's boobs?

Klein: Of course! All guys do. Isn't that right, Kirito, Nhazul?

Kirito: Klein.....

Nhazul: ...-_-... Don't drag us into this.....

Yui: All guys? You mean Daddy and Uncle too?

Kirito: He's not..... that's not entirely.... Klein, stop trying to confuse Yui with your warped ideas!

Nhazul: ...-_-...

As Kirito and Klein continued arguing, the girls  all walk into the inn.

Asuna: Hey guys.

Nhazul: Hey, Asuna.

Kirito: Hey.

Yui: Hi, Mommy!

Leafa: Hey, Nhazul, Kirito.

Lisbeth: It took us ages just trying to pry Silica's face away from the window of jewelry store. We got worried it was permanently stuck there.

Silica: Don't listen to her. She's confusing me with herself and the window at the cake shop.

Lisbeth: H-Hey...!

Nhazul just rolled his eyes at them arguing,  ordering a drink, as Sinon walked over and sits next to Nhazul, as Mito spoke up.

Mito: You're conventionally forgetting to mention how you're well aware you won't get fat no matter how many of them you eat, aren't you?

Lisbeth: Exactly! I love how I can just keep eating them forever and ever and... Hey! That's not the point! Stop making it sound like all I care about is food!

Nhazul: I mean, you had me fooled...

Lisbeth: S-Shut up, Nhazul!

As everyone other Lisbeth started to laugh, Nhazul began drinking his drink, and at the same time, Yui would call him and Kirito.

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