Today's Rant: Myspace.
So some people have one and some don't..i do.
Well, id like to say a few things.
Myspace is the ultimate test for wanting to get: i.e raped, kidnapped, or stalked.
And let's all face it. Cuz its true.
My friend goes. "I'm gonna put my myspace profile on public."
Me: "Uh...why?"
Friend: "Because i want hot guys to add me"
Translation: I WANT PEOPLE TO COME AND RAPE THE FUCK OUT OF ME WHILE I SLEEP.
Me: "Your a stupid ass"
And i keep walking.
I mean seriously people? Who DOES That?
And then isn't it just a TAD complicated.
"Okay. I'll search you."
"Alright"
Searching for so and so
"Aw Dude i can't find you. There's like 50 pages in this shit"
"Well, look for me"
HELL TO THE N-O
And what's up with wack layout for myspace profileS?
It's your picture. Your about me section and things about u
Who REALLY wants to read that whole fuckin section.
I mean seriously?
This is whatcha gotta say:
Hi I'm NIkki
Nice to meet you
THE END
Wow! THAT WAS So iINTERESTING ...-_-
Well, folks that was the rant for today.
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Enjoy peeps =]
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