Rant of the Day: Myspace

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Today's Rant: Myspace.

So some people have one and some don't..i do.

Well, id like to say a few things.

Myspace is the ultimate test for wanting to get: i.e raped, kidnapped, or stalked.

And let's all face it. Cuz its true.

My friend goes. "I'm gonna put my myspace profile on public."

Me: "Uh...why?"

Friend: "Because i want hot guys to add me"

Translation: I WANT PEOPLE TO COME AND RAPE THE FUCK OUT OF ME WHILE I SLEEP.

Me: "Your a stupid ass"

And i keep walking.

I mean seriously people? Who DOES That?

And then isn't it just a TAD complicated.

"Okay. I'll search you."

"Alright"

Searching for so and so

"Aw Dude i can't find you. There's like 50 pages in this shit"

"Well, look for me"

HELL TO THE N-O

And what's up with wack layout for myspace profileS?

It's your picture. Your about me section and things about u

Who REALLY wants to read that whole fuckin section.

I mean seriously?

This is whatcha gotta say:

Hi I'm NIkki

Nice to meet you

THE END

Wow! THAT WAS So iINTERESTING ...-_-

Well, folks that was the rant for today.

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Enjoy peeps =]

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