Y/N:
How am I a fucking idiot Danyul?
Dan:
Because you no doubt did something stupid.
Y/N:
How do you know?
Dan:
Because last night you messaged me angrily saying that you were Dora the explorer and that I was your homosexual brother who likes to have cheeky butt sex with swiper the fox and I that I stole your lightsaber.
Y/N:
Clearly I was high. But seriously, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY LIGHTSABER?!
Dan:
In swiper's ass.
Y/N:
B I T C H
Dan:
L I K E Y O U C A N T A L K
Y/N:
Okay, but seriously do you know of any stupid things I did? bc u were scaring me
Dan:
No. Although, Phil did just tell me what Alex did...
Y/N:
It's a great tattoo!
Dan:
Yeah, I'm sure tweety pie on your ankle forever is great.
Y/N:
I'm going to get a tattoo.
Dan:
I don't believe you.
Y/N:
I'm going to do it. I already promised I would, if I graduate uni.
Dan:
Promised who?
Y/N:
Ally. We said that if we graduate, we'd both get tattoos. I'm not joking, I WILL get one if I graduate.
Dan:
What will you get then?
Y/N:
Idk. I'll figure that out when I do.
Dan:
Oh! Get my face tattooed on your belly button.
Y/N:
And have your mouth as the belly button? Pure genius.
"Aw!" Alex smiles down at her phone.
"What're you awing at? Is it a baby animal?" Kelvin looks over at Alex's phone. "Oh. It's just a baby."
"Oh who's baby?" You leap across the sofa excitedly, looking over at the phone.
"My cousin's." She tells you.
"Which cousin?" Kelvin asks.
"Hannah."
"Isn't she only eighteen?" You ponder.
"Yeah, and she's already married with a child. No fair." Alex pouts.
"Eh, who needs children?" Kelvin shrugs. "Not this motherfucker."
"That's because you still are a child." You laugh.
"Come on, how could you not think this wittle guy is cute?" Alex holds the phone up to Kelvin's face.
"Sure, they're alright when they're asleep, but then they start screaming and ugh shitting themselves." Kelvin rolls his eyes. "I'd rather have a family of cats."
"Of course you would. You think he's cute though, right Y/N?" Alex holds the phone up to you.
"Yeah! I mean, I don't know if I'd want one myself..."
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Don't Leave (danisnotonfire x reader)
FanfictionYour best friend and you go to a Panic! At the disco concert. You never would've thought one person you meet there could turn your entire life upside down....
