Raura stories

Norway

^They're in Oslo, Norway. They dropped their fans back to Finland. Laura is lying on a couch, at the back of their tour bus, Romeo (Ross and Laura's puppy) on her chest^
Laura: ^baby talks^ Aren't you the cutest? Aren't ya? Aren't ya! ^smiles and kisses Romeo^ Mommy could cuuuudle aaall day long with you, baby. Yes I would, oh yes I would!
^Romeo licks Laura's nose^
Laura: Rom-Rom, don't lick mommy's nose. It's gross. ^pushes Romeo away^ Why can't you be a person? Why? I love you so much, boo.
^Ross comes into the room^
Ross: What are you doing?
Laura: Hanging with my guy.
^Ross lifts Romeo to his hold^
Laura: What's up?
Ross: Nothing much. Just trynna figure out who the hell has been calling me.
Laura: Maybe Romeo got a phone-y, and he's making a call-ey to his daddy.
Ross: No seriously. If she calls me one more time I'm gonna answer.
Laura: She? You know the caller is she?
Ross: Or he.
Laura: Or both!
Ross: Discusting! ^laughs^
Laura: ^laughs^ You are too hot for a girl and too hot for a guy, so they got mixed up and boom, twice as much love!
Ross: ^smirks^ You're soooo weird!!
Laura: Or then it's she-she, or he-he.
Ross: She-she? How?
Laura: Two places. He-he, two things and 4 nuts.
Ross: You are so gross! Laura, you are so gross! ^laughs and puts Romeo down. Goes onto his knees in front of the couch where Laura's lying. They have only inches between them^
Laura: Y'know, we could do she-he...
Ross: Wh--- Ohh! ^smiles^ Yeahh... ^kisses Laura^ Riker told us not to do it on the tour bus... Rocky tried to make Riker change his mind but nah.
Laura: Why? ^smirks^
Ross: Rocky or Riker?
Laura: Rocky.
Ross: I don't know... Huh, ^looks up for awhile^ he's weird...
^Ross's phone rings again^
Laura: Maybe it's the both!!
^Ross smirks to Laura and answers^
Ross: Ross.
Calvin: Um, me, Calvin.
Ross: Why you're calling me??
Calvin: I'm trying to call Laura but she wouldn't answer cause she remembers my phone number.
Ross: I'm gonna hang up on ya, so-...
Calvin: Don't! Please, give this to Laura.
Ross: Why? You have been sadly in love with her since your break up-
Laura: Calvin!?
Ross: ^nods^ so, it wouldn't be the best thing...
Calvin: Just give this to her, please Ross. It's very very very very important.
Ross: You'll own me.
Calvin: Don't think so... You stole my girlfriend more than once.
Ross: More than once??
Calvin: Lets just day that I'm not coming to anywhere where you are anymore.
Ross: Alright...
Calvin: Give your phone to Laura.
^Ross gives his phone to Laura^
Laura: Calvin, listen. Stop calling my boyfriend, i-...
Calvin: I guess, you heard about my break up.
Laura: Which one out of 50?
^Ross grinds^
Calvin: Haa-haa, very funny. The last one.
Laura: With Fiona?
Calvin: No.
Laura: With Camilla?
Calvin: No, even to Calvilla was cute shipname.
Laura: Oh, with Wen!
Calvin: It was just one night and he was very handsome!
Laura: Ogay.
^Ross smirks^
Calvin: Ogay? Seriously? It's like telling lesbian less oh (say it quickly, it'll sound like lesbo, hahaha!!)
Laura: Oh yeah, Gin. She was very pretty with her wife.
Calvin: Could we move right along from my misarble dating life to my news.
Laura: Yes.
Calvin: With Sarah. The girl that I knocked up.
Laura: Aha. YOU BROKE UP WITH HER!?
Calvin: She took abortion without my permission!! ^smirks^ or could I say sperm-ission.
Laura: EW EW EW!!!
Calvin: It would be a lot easier to talk about this face-to-face...
Laura: What!?
Calvin: Yeah! When you're in LA again?
Laura: In 2 weeks, after UK.
Calvin: See you at 69 Hollywood street, LA at 8?
Laura: That's where I live!! At 54 don't-think-I'm-an-idiot street, your dreams at night.
Calvin: Please!
Laura: Ugh, fine. But at 6 and I'm home by 8.
Calvin: Sure....
^Laura hangs up^
Laura: Unbelievable! He asked me out!
Ross: What!?
Laura: I'm going tho.
Ross: Babe, whyy!?
Laura: I don't know! He got me!
Ross: What did he say?
Laura: "please"....
Ross: Laura?
Laura: If it helps I have a plan.
Ross: It is?
Laura: Act a bitch.
Ross: Cool.
Laura: Teach meh.
Ross: To be a bitch? Okay.
Laura: What's the first thing?
Ross: Ummm... Talk about me, on non-stop.
Laura: Okay.
Ross: Talk when he's talking, and be on your phone.
Laura: Alright...

^Girl went to grocery shopping and guys have made them a little surprise... They're at the door of their tour bus^
Rydel: Why here's no light?
Bea: ^tries to switch lights on^ Not working...
Laura: Stormie, what's this?
Stormie: No idea.
Laura: Rossy?
Bea: Rikey?
Lex: Rockyy?
Rydel: Ell-yyy??
Stormie: Markyyy?
Sav: Ryyy?
Laura: Hey, this is creepy...
Bea: Their just somewhere outside. Let's just unpack our shops.
^girls walk away from the door^
Rydel: All the bunks are wide open?
Sav: There's a note!
^Alexa takes the note^
Alexa: "Phone's not working, shoot! We went to see a hockey game. See you in 4 to 5 hours! - guys" Well great!
Laura: I've no signal on my phone.
Rydel: Me neither...
Sav: Me neither... Guys, I'm getting a bit scared already.
Stormie: No worries sweetie...
Laura: Ross's phone's there? He always has his phone with him.
Bea: Seriously, this is not nice anymore....
^they hear a crack and everyone hugs Stormie^
Stormie: No panic girls...
Laura: ^takes a deep breath^ I'm scared...
^Suddently guys jump from their hides and scare the girls. The guys shout and girls scream^
Bea: That was not funny at all!!! ^takes off^
Lex: FUCK YOU! ^takes off^
Sav: I'm so close to start crying guys!!! ^takes off^
Rydel: I can't believe you all!!
Laura: FUCKING ASSHOLES!!
^Rydel and Laura take off together^
Stormie: What the heck did you just do!? That's not nice! That's mean!
Ry: CHILL GIRLS, IT WAS A JOKE!
Sav: ^has a teary voice^ VERY BAD ONE!
Stormie: Shame on you...

^Girl have been in their bunks for past 2 hours. Guys are in the "living room"^
Riker: Maybe we should apologize, like for real.
Ross: What? For ruinning our prank?
Rocky: I'm not gonna.
Ry: Me neither.
Riker: Well, I'm not if you're not.
^Laura comes to there^
Laura: Where's Romeo, Lynch? ^looks Ross with mad face^
Ross: In his bed.
Laura: ^she turns around and takes Romeo to her hold^ Oh by the way, you've no worries if you're gonna get your fucking kiss tonight.
Ross: You're just saying that cause you're moody caused by your periods.
Laura: How you know I'm on my periods?
Ross: I took a look at your groceries.
Laura: Why?
Ross: For fun.
Laura: Weirdo... But um, me and Romeo are gonna go to a walk in a minute.
Ross: Alone?
Laura: Rydel and Lex come with me.
Rocky: Wait a minute, Alexa? She and I are gonna eat dinner.
Laura: She's extremely mad at you. Don't think so. Oh yeah, Ross, I'm going out with Cavin. Not just coffee, it's a date.
Ross: Hoe...
Rocky: Whoa!
Riker: Ross stop.
Laura: Oh I'm a hoe? You're bigger hoe than I will ever be.
^Laura takes off^
Ross: Did I just call her hoe??
Riker: She'll forgive.