Incorrect Utaite [3]

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A/N: I love this ww  Did I said that too much? Too late for halloween tho, who cares~ There's a little bit of harsh word, deal with it. Thank you Tumblr and errrbody! Enjoy

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_amatsuki_ : Name a way to be nice to others

uni_mafumafu : Don't kill them.

_amatsuki_ : Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it

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soraruru : Remember that one time I liked you?

neru_sleep : No?

soraruru : Good, because it never happened

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luzabs : Guys, Halloween isn't a date on the calendar

uni_mafumafu : Yeah, it is. It's the 31st

luzabs : No, Halloween is in your hearts

luzabs : Everytime a little kid cries in fear. That's Halloween.

luzabs : As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, everyday is Halloween

soraruru : No look, it's the 31st

uni_mafumafu : Yeah!!

luzabs : ε- ( ̄、 ̄A)フゥー

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uratasama : Choke me

sakatandao : Are you into that?

uratasama : No I wanna die.

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kashitaro_ito : If you have sex during Halloween would it be a monster mash or a graveyard smash?

_amatsuki_ : No, it's just straight up bone-ing!

uni_mafumafu : I don't want to know you two anymore

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sakatandao : A theif

soraruru : Thief?

sakatandao : Theif

soraruru : "I" before "E" except after "C"

sakatandao : Thceif

soraruru : No.

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luzabs : Hey I'm making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner tonight, you all should come over!

neru_sleep: Swaghetti and memeballs

luzabs : Nevermind Neru-san, you're uninvited

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uni_mafumafu : My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

luzabs : Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

sakatandao : Tackle him

uratasama : Kick him in the shin

soraruru : NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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_amatsuki_ : Did it hurt when you fell

neru_sleep : From heaven? Well let me just say

_amatsuki_ : I meant when you fell out of Luz-san's car. I watched you trip on your foot and kind of lay on the ground for a while

neru_sleep : ...

kashitaro_ito : We all saw it happen

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