uni_mafumafu: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, 8pm?
uratanuki: Yes?
uni_mafumafu: What about you?
sakatandao: Yes, I am
uni_mafumafu: Great! Because I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date
uratanuki: Wait, did you just
uni_mafumafu: Well someone has to
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kashitaro_ito: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo
_amatsuki_: Dark without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side
soraruru: Yo Socrates, it's a fucking cookie
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luzabs: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in
uratanuki: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this
uni_mafumafu: Spiders
soraruru: Wasps
sen_senra: Terriers
sakatandao: Urata-san
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shima_s2: For someone who's 70% water you don't look very refreshing
neru_sleep: BURNNN
nqrse: Water can't be burned
neru_sleep: EVAPORATEEE
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Nico_nico_Sou: I don't get why we need driver's training. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can't throw blue shells at people
kain2525: Please never drive
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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