A/N: It's 3 in the morning, well then... Hope you enjoy it, thank you very much!
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uni_mafumafu : I'm not a cry baby
soraruru : ...Toy Story 3
uni_mafumafu : THEY WHERE HOLDING HANDS IN A FURNACE!
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kashitaro_ito : Tomorrow is garbage day
_amatsuki_ : I can't believe we have a whole day dedicated to you
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luzabs : Mafu, would you die for me?
uni_mafumafu : No.
luzabs : ...
uni_mafumafu : But I'd die for a bucket of ice cream in a heartbeat
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uratasama : Kashitarou-san, I think I'm allergic to Sakata
kashitaro_ito : What do you mean? Do you need medical attention?
uratasama : Everytime I see him, I get heart palpiations and my face gets hot, my hands get all sweaty and my stomach feels funny
uratasama : I think I should stay away from him
kashitaro_ito : ...
kashitaro_ito : I thought I was the only one! Everytime Amatsuki-kun stands close to me, my heart goes crazy. But when I ask Soraru-san, he looked at me like I was joking!
uratasama : I know, I thought I was dying!
_amatsuki_ : Kashitarou-san, please. We're dating
soraruru : Someone help them
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sen_senra : Nice hands, Maashi
shima_s2 : Uh... thanks?
sen_senra : I bet they'd look better gripping my
sakatandao : griPPING THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN
uratasama : Porn
(*Senra's username is too long so I change it)
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soraruru : Good morning! I'm at a wedding today
luzabs : Congratulations Soraru-san
soraruru : It's not me
kogeinu: Congratulations! Hope you're happy!
soraruru : IT'S NOT ME
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_amatsuki_ : Yesterday Kashitarou-san appeared in my dream. We were on a beach and he was desperately telling me "This cheesecake is awesome! Try it!" so I took it and it was seaweed
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ANKUosu : Hey Mafumafu-kun, can you recommend a hard game?
uni_mafumafu : Life.
ANKUosu : No
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
