sakatandao: Ok how do I ask a boy out?
sen_senra: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Guess what, my bed; has room for two
sakatandao: OH GOD NO
shima_s2: Twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car
sakatandao: STOP IT
uni_mafumafu: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream
_amatsuki_: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
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[02:06] neru_sleep: You stare at your coffee hoping it gives you perspective and sanity and the ability to make sense of it all and that's a lot to ask of your coffee
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uratasama: I won't rest until I've complained about everything
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nqrse: HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US? HELP HOW DO I FUNCTION SOCIETY
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luzabs: My dentist just put some lip balm on me without asking?! I thought this was a dentist not a liptist
luzabs: Next time I know they'll be putting lip balm on my toast
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kashitaro_ito: If your hands are cold it's just your ghost lover holding your hand
Pusu_kun: My f
Pusu_kun: My feet are cold
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soraruru: Brains should have a do not disturb mode where they don't send you notifications so you can sleep in peace
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
