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uni_mafumafu: Yes, I'm beautiful but where is my mental stability?

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luzabs: Thinking about how in Latin, Vesuvius is pronounced "wesuwius"

luzabs: Mount Wesuwius is ewupting uwu

luzabs: Don't get buwied by the ash and weawwy hawt lawa owo

luzabs: Ewwybody ewacuate! Save youw famiwies. Pway to whatewah gods youw stiww wowship. Fwee while youw stiww can uwu

luzabs: Shoot me

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Nico_nico_Sou: Okay so get this... You make 10 meals you're not a cook, you make 20 paintings you're not an artist

Nico_nico_Sou: But you kill ONE person-

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oO0Eve0Oo: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment or criticism

nqrse: And you came to me?

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sen_senra: Haven't done anything stupid yet today but I'm sure I'll think of something

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soraruru: What's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp?

neru_sleep: A krilling spree

soraruru: No, it's fucking murder

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96_neko: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way

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syounen_t_sako: What if Mike was short for Micycle

kashitaro_ito: What if bike was short for Bichael

kiyo_saiore: What if rat was short for Rathew

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sakatandao: Cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

uratasama: I miss ten seconds ago when I didn't know this thing existed

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kiyo_saiore: If you and your best friend's relationship isn't constantly mistaken for a homoerotic love affair are you really friends?

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sakatandao: There are only 3 genders

luzabs: Not really

sakatandao: Yeehim, Yeeher, and Yeehaw

luzabs: What

sakatandao: I identify as Yeehaw

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Pusu_kun: Are any of you happy?

96_neko: I cross the street without looking

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sen_senra: Did it hurt?

shima_s2: When I fell from heaven?

sen_senra: When you fell from the vending machine

sen_senra: Cause you're a snack

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kashitaro_ito: I bet you 5000 yen I can beat you at chess

_amatsuki_: I don't have 5000 yen

kashitaro_ito: Oh my god babe, am I...

_amatsuki_: Don't say it

kashitaro_ito: ...your sugar daddy?

_amatsuki_: I'm breaking up with you