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uni_mafumafu: Of course I pre-ordered my own album. I'm probably my biggest fan

luzabs: Do you have a shirt with your face on it?

uni_mafumafu: Better. I have a face with my face on it

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_amatsuki_: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?

soraruru: I would really hope they'd notice a car coming toward them or else they are the worse apex predator ever

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shima_s2: Julius Caesar's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

uratasama: Apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds

shima_s2: Sounds about right

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kashitaro_ito: Becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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nqrse: Have you ever accidentally befriended someone who is very irritating

Pusu_kun: I thought you said beheaded

oO0Eve0Oo: That would not be an accident

nqrse: It might be if you're a professional ax tosser

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syounen_t_sako: So what do you guys planned for valentines day?

uni_mafumafu: Murder

neru_sleep: That's the spirit!

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sen_senra: You seem depressed

luzabs: Thanks, it's the depression

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uni_mafumafu: Cats deserve to live forever

soraruru: And humans don't?

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singing_rib: Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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Nico_nico_Sou: Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger