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kashitaro_ito: Forgive me Father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

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Nico_nico_Sou: I really like my boyfriend's hair. I always compliment him about it whenever I talk to him

oO0Eve0Oo: Didn't know you had a boyfriend

Nico_nico_Sou: Yeah

Nico_nico_Sou: I like your hair, by the way

oO0Eve0Oo: Oh, thanks

oO0Eve0Oo: hold uP-

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96_neko: Whenever you're feeling sudden calm it's because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

sakatandao: Thank you

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luzabs: Wearing black skinny jeans in 35 degree celcius weather is a personality trait, don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise we're braver than them

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kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun just texted me back "lmao" from the other room

kashitaro_ito: I hear no laughing. No ass hitting the floor

kashitaro_ito: I've dated a laugh liar

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neru_sleep: Shit I want to fucking die

soraruru: Watch your language

neru_sleep: uwu I crave heckety hecky heck death

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uni_mafumafu: Do not laugh at comedians they're trying their best

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_amatsuki_: I think you have PTSD

neru_sleep: Yeah I have PTSD

neru_sleep: Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick

_amatsuki_: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

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uni_mafumafu: The thicker your thighs the more kittens can lay on your lap

uratasama: This is the body positivity message I've been waiting for

sakatandao: *slaps thighs* these bad boys can hold up to 20 kittens

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oO0Eve0Oo: Working can get kind of lonely sometimes

oO0Eve0Oo: No, not working, what's the word?

oO0Eve0Oo: Life. Life can get kind of lonely