uni_mafumafu: Why don't murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries?
soraruru: STOP
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syounen_t_sako: Which are you: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt?
nqrse: Weed cousin
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soraruru: Kashitarou-san, you were pretty drunk last night. I came to your house, you were on the floor and said you dressed to impress Amatsuki
kashitaro_ito: What was I wearing?
soraruru: Nothing
kashitaro_ito: Makes sense
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uratasama: I'll kill you
sen_senra: Not if I kill myself first
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sakatandao: So if I added more mocha to my triple mocha frap would it be called a quadruple mocha?
luzabs: No it would be called a stupid decision
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neru_sleep: The sun looks like a different shade of winter today
soraruru: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
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Nico_nico_Sou: If you can't handle me at my fluff you don't deserve me at my smut
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uni_mafumafu: A house is not a home until there is a dead body in the attic
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shima_s2: The meeting's at two, we better hurry
sen_senra: It's two-eighteen!
sakatandao: Well, somebody had to have the Belgian chocolate fondue, didn't they
uratasama: That was you, Sakata
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_amatsuki_: How many Kashitarou does it take to do the dishes?
kashitaro_ito: I don't know
_amatsuki_: Me neither, cause you've never fucking done it
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