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Incorrect Utaite Q+A

A/N: This one deserves its own part.

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syounen_t_sako: Let's start something fun, let's do quizzes. I'll ask the questions

soraruru: Sure

syounen_t_sako: Alright, name something you pull out

neru_sleep: Penis!

soraruru: Neru!

syounen_t_sako: Bad start

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syounen_t_sako: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy

sakatandao: Willy the Pooh

shima_s2: Close, but no

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syounen_t_sako: Name something you'd pay money to get rid of

_amatsuki_:  Your spouse

kashitaro_ito: Now that's just hurtful

_amatsuki_: We aren't even married Kashitarou-san

kashitaro_ito: And whose fault is that?!

_amatsuki_: We've been over this!

luzabs: I'm having a deja vu

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syounen_t_sako: Name a kind of bear

nqrse: Papa

luzabs: Dammit, Naruse-san

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syounen_t_sako: During what month of pregnancy does it start to show?

uratasama: September

syounen_t_sako: ...

uratasama: I'm a fucking idiot

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syounen_t_sako: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark

sen_senra: A chihuahua

shima_s2: Come on, Senra-kun 

sen_senra: Don't tell me you don't remember that devil dog that we met at the park last week

shima_s2: Not everybody shares your experience

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syounen_t_sako: Name something Russia is famous for

sakatandao: Russians

uratasama: He's not wrong

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syounen_t_sako: Name something a burglar wouldn't want to see when he breaks into a house

neru_sleep: Naked grandma!

soraruru: Naked what?!

uni_mafumafu: I wouldn't want to see that either

soraruru: No one does. It's just an incredibly specific answer

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syounen_t_sako: Tell me the last thing you stuck your finger in

kashitaro_ito: My boyfriend

nqrse: Holy shit

_amatsuki_: I will end you

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syounen_t_sako: What kind of drink you use to take the edge off?

uni_mafumafu: Capri Sun

Nico_nico_Sou: That doesn't even have any effect as alcohol does

uni_mafumafu: Better to be safe than sorry

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syounen_t_sako: The stupidest thing your partner has done in the last few days

_amatsuki_: Kashitarou-san wouldn't get out of bed on purpose, it's been going on for a week

kashitaro_ito: The mattress was too soft!

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syounen_t_sako: Sad experiences you had on your birthday

uni_mafumafu: One time Soraru-san bought me a cake and it didn't have my age on it because he forgot

kiyo_saiore: How dare you did Mafumafu-kun dirty like that

soraruru: I am so so sorry

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syounen_t_sako: If you had a pet snake, what would you name it?

nqrse: Missile Launcher

Nico_nico_Sou: William Snakespeare

kiyo_saiore: Shiny Ramen

singing_rib: Backup Arrow

96_neko: Ribbon

Pusu_kun: Surprisingly cute

96_neko: Not until I wrap it around your neck, it's not

oO0Eve0Oo: In that case name it Choker

96_neko: Smart

neru_sleep: Nice

syounen_t_sako: Neru-san, you don't want to outdo them?

neru_sleep: You sure you want to hear my answer?

luzabs: Sure, I don't think you can do any worse than them

syounen_t_sako: So?

neru_sleep: The

neru_sleep: The Forbbiden Dildo

soraruru: You managed to make it worse

syounen_t_sako: It's been a great day, I think I'm done

luzabs: Why. Just why