luzabs: Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
neru_sleep: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
_amatsuki_: Your brain's about four times the size of a cat
kashitaro_ito: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
soraruru: Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
uni_mafumafu: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
uratasama: The soles of your feet can never grow hair
sakatandao: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
nqrse: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Nico_nico_Sou: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
sen_senra: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
singing_rib: SPONGEBOB.....
kiyo_saiore: SQUAREPAAAAAANTS
shima_s2: Deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~
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luzabs: Kill Soraru-san
uni_mafumafu: Kiss Soraru-san
luzabs: No, kill
uni_mafumafu: Gonna kiss him
luzabs: KILL
uni_mafumafu: Gonna kiss him real hard
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syounen_t_sako: I wonder if I've ever eaten an egg from a chicken I've eaten
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kashitaro_ito: Talk dirty to me
_amatsuki_: I'm not wearing any underwear
kashitaro_ito: Awesome
_amatsuki_: Because you haven't done the fucking laundry in two months!
kashitaro_ito: Woah woah
_amatsuki_: And you iron all our clothes with beer or you wear my shirts to bed and they magically come back to me with fifty thousand stains and holes you motherfucker
kashitaro_ito: Alright, gotta go, good talk
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soraruru: I'm not a regular dad, I'm a cool dad
sakatandao: You're not even a dad
soraruru: ...
soraruru: You're grounded
uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san's having a good time
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Pusu_kun: It's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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neru_sleep: Surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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shima_s2: I could take you apart with one blow
sen_senra: I could take you apart with less than that
nqrse: Guys, chill
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oO0Eve0Oo: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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sakatandao: Dad, I'm hungry
soraruru: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
sakatandao: Did you just make a dad joke?
soraruru: Did you just call me dad?
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